Josephine's POV
oh hey i just thought i'd talk to my biggest fans! You guys are so awesome like me but i'm better trust me, you even know that so.. well what have you guys done so far in the holidays? I've had my birthday and it was so epic everyone came from school. For those who didn't oh well too bad too sad. At the after party all these creepy guys were looking at me they were fricking fugly as fuck pimples everywhere just omg get me a bloody pool i'm gunna throw up. But who couldn't resist me like look at me i get all the boys but i reject them it's funny seeing them cry to their mummy and daddy. just shows how manly the little suckers are. Also on the holidays some chic came up to me and asked me if i wanted to try this lose weight stuff and i was like no but it would help you a lot bby :) your welcome. Ok i think i've said enough about my awesome holiday its time for fact of the day. Guys don't judge me for this but i love being an internet troll seeing people acting frustrated and hearing them wanting to commit suicide it just heaven. So this week i actually annoyed the shit out of this girl and boy. The boy got so pissed i was laughing my head off what a retard he was. Omg don't get me started with the girl she didn't reply what a bloody pussy. I'm gunna just keep trolling them because its just so funny. It's so obvious why people bully each other omg t's not bad or anything like that so people shut up you're so wrong. They say get a life like what? everyone loves me i have loyal fans and everything this is a life i'm so rich money is happiness. I sound so selfish right now but i honestly do not give a shit. Those countries in poverty suck shit earn your money mate we're sick of your feral asses in our faces all the time. Wait oops i'm off topic... Can someone get me some water it's so hot and i'm thirsty. oh of cause you didn't you lazy people. Maybe be motivated for once like its just getting a drink. If you wanted a drink i would gladly get you one wait jks i'm too precious to do that i have servants that could do it for me. Hhaha on that not they are so stupid they never do anything properly i was curling my hair and left the curler out i specifically said put it in the second draw and they put it in the third draw like wth. My Father yelled at them for doing it and they cried i heard it from my room and laughed so hard apparently they were almost crying its humorous right if you were there you would've did the same trust me! Oh i hope the people i bully are having a great time reading my messages ily jks haha bye my peoples
