Chris: Welcome Back to another season of TOTAL DRAMA! I'm back with Chef
Chef: I still don't get paid for this shit
Chris: Uhh I'll get back to you
Chef: Of course you will...
Chris: Uhh here come the contestants... *thinks nice timing*
Chris: 18 CAMPERS COMING BACK FOR ANOTHER CHANCE AT 1 MILLION
DOLLARS!
Chris: We have Season 1's first and second place Gwen and Owen! Along with
season's 2 First and Second Place Beth and Duncan!
*They all jump off a plane*
Gwen: I said I wouldn't be back!
Chris: Contract says otherwise!
Owen: Cmon this will be fun!
Duncan: Dude everything is fun to you
Beth: True
Chris: He's the only one with a positive attitude and actually respects me
Owen: Who said I respected you?
Chris: ...................
Gwen: I think he's gonna have a heart attack
Duncan: Meh
Chris: Just... go away...
Gwen: Whatever you say "hotshot"
Chris: Ok the next 4, One is a beauty queen who doesn't really know what she's doing, the other a living definition of nerd and 2 beauty boys... Lindsay! Harold! Justin! Alejandro!
Harold: To be fair the "beauty" is LeShawna... not these 2
Justin: I lost my beauty because of you host dude!
Chris: The name is Chris show respect jeez
Alejandro: I don't need to hear a sob story my beauty is better than ever
Justin: Yeah, ok all I see is muscles... that doesn't make up for a personality!
Alejandro: Whatever you say amigo
Lindsay: You're both ugly
Justin: SEE!
Alejandro: She has air for brains
Justin: Hmm you may be correct
Harold: If she didn't have a brain she would be dead...
Gwen: Don't you get a joke like at all?
Alejandro: I was serious she probably does
Justin: He's not Wrong... I still hate you
Alejandro: Hmm ok
Chris: Ok go away your time is up!
*Confessional Lindsay: I wonder if Alejandro and Justin are friends? Probably!*
Chris: The next 4 have one thing in common there all SO ANNOYING! Welcome back Courtney, Jo, Anne Maria and Eva!
Jo: TELL THIS EVA PERSON IM NOT A KNOCKOFF IF ANYTHING IM THE BETTER ONE!
Eva: YOU USED MY GAMEPLAY STYLE! AND WERE JUST LESS ANGRY!
Courtney: Tell these too to shut up!!!
Anne Maria: Yeah! My hair needs a good spraying and there interrupting it!
Lindsay: My hair doesn't need spray though I just wake up...
