The Amazing Foursome

"Did you remember the drill?" Brogan asked with Phil's houseplant in her hands (this was the only one that she could find that was alive and not brown and crispy)

"Yeah, I stole it from Sportacus," Robbie Rotten explained. "He was trying to make Stephine and him a fuck toy but I said 'NO DAN MUST FUCK PHIL'S PLANT' and then I snatched it."

"More like SPERMACUS!" Dan busted through the door.

"DANIEL!" Brogan screeched. "YOU BROKE MY DOOR!"

"I don't give a Shrek, lad." Dan walked over to the houseplant in Brogan's hands. "Imma do you exactly how Phil likes it." Dan whispered to the houseplant.

"We gotta drill a hole in the bottom first Danyul." Robbie Rotten said starting the drill.

"This ain't gonna need a drill while I'm shreking it." Dan winked.

Robbie Rotten threw his drill to the floor and watched it shatter. Robbie Rotten laughed his weird kinky laugh that he does and made Brogan fall to the floor.

"Okay, come on guys let's get to the bedroom," Brogan announced taking Robbie Rotten's and and Dan's in the other.

Robbie Rotten opened the door mischievously and allowed Brogan and Dan to walk in.

"Who is fucking who?" Brogan asked, sitting on the the two king sized beds that were moved next to each other for more room.

"What does it matter?" Dan said. "Do you have a preference for who you wanna Shrek?"

"First of all Daniel," Brogan snapped. "Be a man and say 'fuck' not 'Shrek'. and two, I don't care who I fuck honestly."

"You two shut up." Robbie Rotten screamed. "Dan here's the plant, have at it!"

Dan smiled at Robbie Rotten and Brogan and ripped his pants off violently, throwing them into Brogan's arms and charging towards the plant. Dan ripped off his tight black boxers and revealed his manhood to the whole room. Brogan's teen heart beat got faster as beads of sweat formed on her forehead. Robbie Rotten just smiled and watched as if he loved watching this.

"Could you two get out of the room?!" Dan yelled as he began getting on the plant. "I need some privacy to get started. I'll let you know when you guys can join."

Robbie Rotten and Brogan stepped out of the room and smiled at each other.

"Wanna have some fun while we wait for Daniel to get done with the plant?" Robbie Rotten raised his eyebrows as he looked Brogan up and down.

"Is that even a question?!" Brogan screamed. "Hell yee!!!"

Brogan tackled Robbie Rotten to the ground and began stripping him of his overalls and soon his shirt, then his underwear revealing his cock.

"Holy crap!" Brogan smiled as Robbie Rotten smiled waiting for her to begin.

Robbie Rotten and Brogan pressed their lips together beginning the kiss softly, getting the movements of each other's tongue. But, soon the kiss escalated to a heated kiss. Brogan slipped off her blue Fall Out Boy shirt, removing her lips from Robbie Rotten's but, returning quickly to him. The two exchanged body heat as they got restless.

"Brogan!" Robbie Rotten breathed. "Suck my dick already."

"Alright, Daddy Rotten." Brogan smiled. (A/N: You DO NOT KNOW how hard it was to write that)

Brogan slipped down to Robbie Rotten's dick and began pushing it down her throat choking a bit, but, making it in her mouth. Robbie Rotten moaned at Brogan's movements making him turn hard.

"Hey guys," Dan breathed as he opened the door. "I see that you've started without me." Brogan released her grip from Robbie Rotten and looked to Dan quickly blushing. "Just come on, join in!" The three ran in and saw the plant upside down with indeed a hole at the bottom of the pot.

"I see you definitely did not need a drill." Brogan laughed, Robbie Rotten and Dan high fives.

"Now, come on guys!" Brogan yelled getting onto the bed. "Let's fuck!"

Daniel and Robbie Rotten joined Brogan and began having fun. The three including the house plant did things I will not write because I am too uncomfortable to write because Brogan is my friend (even though I talk about how she was conceived) as Dan sucked Robbie's dick and Brogan somehow messed with the plant, Dan stopped sucking and whipped his head up.

"Robbie!" Dan yelled. "Who's top? I'm always bottom when I fuck Phil."

"Well, I don't know Dan." Robbie smiled. "Let's have Brogan decide."

Robbie and Dan looked at Brogan who was lost for words. "I mean, who has more experience?" Brogan asked, even though she knew the answer.

"Robbie." Dan smiled as he flipped onto his stomach. "Fuck me Daddy Rotten!"

"Alright princess!" Robbie got to Dan and began full filling the deed as Brogan watched.

"Hey!" Brogan chimed in. "Who's fucking me?"

"I thought you already fucked Robbie in the hallway." Dan panted and moaned.

"No," Brogan sighed.

"I'll get you in a minute then." Dan winked.

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Soon the three, including the house plant were sore and happy.

"Thanks Daddy Rotten and Daddy Howell." Brogan smiled, as she still panted.

"Now I know why you're always bottom." Robbie laughed at Dan.

"Wanna have another go?" Dan teased.

"Sur-" but, before Robbie could finish his sentence, someone busted through the window.

"PHILIP!" Brogan yelled. "YOU BROKE MY WINDOW!!!"

"Danny," Phil scolded. "Why were you fucking them?"

"Phil," Dan began.

"When I could show them the best time ever?!"

The four ran back into the bedroom and Phil began to show them all why indeed he is top.

THE END

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Hi... I can no longer look my friend in the eye... I hope she's happy... Make sure to follow her @sad_lil_plant bc she is amazing(phil). I hope you enjoyed even though this sucks and is not funny.