Keeping Up With the Kardashians

KUTWK SEASON FIVE EPISODE SEVEN

Welcome to the next episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Season Five, Episode Six!

Last time on Keeping Up with the Kardashians..

Dylan: I'LL CALL THE DAMN GHOSTBUSTERS DON' TRY NOTHING ON ME

Judge Russel: >whispers to the other judges< We shouldn't have come here...

Raphael: Calm down asshole, it's just a little wind..

Dylan: >holding a cross in his hand< I-it's just a little wind...

Dylan: THAT'S PROBABLY WHAT THAT WHITE GIRL SAID IN 'THE NUN'.

Dylan: NOW LOOK WHAT HAPPENED; THE WHOLE MOVIE WAS THE WORST IN THE WHOLE CONJURING UNIVERSE

Dylan: do you want to make this book the worst of them all...

Dylan: not that it already is but still...

Raphael: What book

Dylan: That chair,,,, knocked back by A LITTLE WIND

Raphael: My theory... is perfectly reasonable okay,,,

>Suddenly, the wall behind them crumbles...<

>revealing a species no one had ever seen..<

>a specimen that is beyond the mind of human comprehension<

>MATH<

>jk math is so much worse<

>it's ALGEBRA<

>no it's not<

Dylan: wat

Dylan: is

Dylan: Kenneth

Dylan: Doing

Dylan: wth are those creatures...

>I introduce to you, ladies and gentlemen, the mole-bots!<

>(the full version of an m-bot)<

Kenneth: >standing on the army like he's a fricking king< EMBARRASSING OWEN GAVE ME AN IDEA... THEREFORE I HAVE CREATED THE MOLE-BOTS ARMY

Raphael: what the frick man

Raphael: you know I can kill you in less than a second because I can teleport right

Jonathan: >popping out of nowhere< no bully no bully Raphael

Jonathan: ya you bully other people what si you

Dylan: Wait... Raphael you can teleport...

Raphael: : Nooooooo.....

Kenneth: I know that so I will declare war in a year so you have time to prepare!

Dylan:<pulls out calculator to count how much Kenneth has to pay for the wall> $400,000 !!! KENNETH WTF!!?

Kenneth: Why always me?

Dylan: YOU BLEW UP MY WALL

>Judges run away<

Dylan: You... shall pay for this!

Dylan: literally.

Raphael: Dyl, the judges ran away....

Dylan: NOOOOOOO!!! KENNETH YOU WILL PAY LITERALLY AND WITH YOUR LIFE!!!!