Harry Fanfiction 1D

In the Heat of the Moment

I was laying down alone on my bed, when all the sudden,I felt the rushing urge inside my bowels telling me to go to the bathroom before I shit myself.

I mean its probably because of all the mexican food I had last night.

But anyways I head straight to the bathroom and sat right down on to the golden throne on which The Lord has graciously provided for my behind to release what needs to be released

And as soon as I start its like I started to give birth to satans child.

The pain was so un bearable that it took me seven hours to release what I thought was hell its self.

The pain cut like a knife and burned my butt hole like as if I had sat down on to a stove set up to maximum heat.

The Lord was very gracious and let me live that day. The day I thought was the day of my death, so listen hear children.. If you're going to have mexican food, don't even think about ordering a the spiciest jalapeño, the ghost pepper.

It was a challenge in which I have lost.

And gave birth to satan.