Once upon a time, there was a girl named monica, And a girl named Rachel.
We both went to the mall one day, wanting to but stuff from forever 21 yah know that white girl crap.
Well any who, I told Monica that she was being a bitch cause she wanted the same dress as me!! And I was like, no.
So.. Since I am a much stronger woman than her, I took that bitch Monica to the bathroom and shoved her face in the toilet. And told her if you dare try to buy the same dress as me again she will never be a part of my life again. I also stole her car.
She was grateful i let her live
She started praising me with the love and respect I deserve. She turned into my personal slave and is at my every wish and command.
So listen here people. Don't turn on your stronger friend unless you want to be there person slave. Because that is what happened to Monica here. She doesn't necessarily deserve the forgiveness I gave her but this is a lesson learned.
A lesson learned for everyone.
To never be a bitch, or turn on your stronger friend.
Also, for another life lesson, I would like to tell you about the time I shoved a plastic bag down my friends mouth for saying I was a bitch.
She respects me now too. everyone respects me now and is at my every command.
So listen here young ones. when life hands you bitches, make yourself the boss of them. let them know you mean business. and you have very little forgiveness.
You're welcome for the very best advice in life that you'll ever get.
