Touring with 15 Heartthrobs

"It's not ghetto, It's called mexican inginuity!"

"Do you believe this Emers? She is dragging me away from my life so I become an endless pit of sorrows! I have nothing more to live for! Senior year was going to be "it"! I don't know what "it" was exactly and no I didn't mean sexual you sick child! Ugh my life is over!" I preach over dramatically to my best friend on the others end of the hamburger phone before falling backwards into a bean bag.

"Oh come on Shy millions of girls would kill to be in your position. I mean literally kill. Psychotic toe suckers." I hear Emery tell me from the other end. I even hear his shudder when he thinks of those crazy chicks.

"So surprisingly I'm not one of them. Well I am but after my senior year! After!" I yell into the phone.

"Gees blow out my eardrums will you? Cal-"

"Emerson! Don't you dare tell me too calm down! What did I tell you? It just makes girls more upset " I say dropping my head back to stare at the ceiling as he starts to get all Buddha on me.

"Shiloh everything happens for a reason. Maybe its fate that you're meant to tour with all these according to you "yummylicous" guys."

"According to you! I'm stupid I'm useless I cant do anything right!" I start singing in that horrible voice I have, hanging off the bean bag upside down, and swinging my short legs in the air.

"According to you! I'm difficult, hard to please! Forever changing me mind!" Emery scream sings in to the phone causing me to laugh.

"I'm a mess in dress cant show up on time! Even if it would save my life! According to you!" We begin singing together to the music in my head.

"Stop trying to change the subject Shy just face it. You are meant to go on this tour." Emery says getting serious again making me pout.

"Emers its the Tour of the Superstars. How lame is that? Like they couldn't think of a worse name, really?"

"Shiloh Ashley Green listen to me and listen to me good. You are going on that tour I'm going to make you. Everyone has their senior year, no one travels the world with a bunch of musical geniuses. This is a once in a lifetime chance and I refuse to let you as my best friend too pass it up. Plus I hear the girls in Paris like girl on girl action so you are more than free to record that for me." He tells me causing me to start laughing.

"Oh I bet you do." I said between laughing before sighing and adding "Aww Emery my baloobajewba I miss you. When are you coming back from Mexico? We have some pretty good waves in L.A. too I mean we share the same ocean."

"And I miss you my one dimpled dumpling." He told me sadly. I puffed my cheeks up and poked my left cheek where my one dimpling is, just like he would do if he was here. "Ill be home in two days. Try and stay out of trouble."

"Ill try and wont succeed." I say cheekily.

"Don't forget to take your meds. You know what happened last time at least I was there. I wont be this time though and I don't want to get banned for life from a new mall." He says to me sternly.

"Yes mother. And that wasnt my fault I was helping people." I defended myself.

"You went in the water fountain spit water from your mouth saying you where a statue and began throwing coins at people dressed in a toga! A to-ga! Like some kind of frat boy! Then do I need to mention the ninja situation at the other mall."

"Oh shut up that was a good time. You know you had fun. Its not my fault I have genius ideas that might be illegal."

"Of course it isn't." I could hear the eye roll though the phone. "Hello momacita at 1 o'clock. I got to go talk to you later shy. Hey babe you ever tried some white meat?" I heard him say in the distant to probably some chick he just saw.