God Bless America

"Hey, Japan! What's hentai?"

Japan's eyes widened as he spat out the tea that he was currently drinking. (let's just ignore the fact that it spilled on a very angry Brit) "A-America-san! Where did you get that from!?"

America cocked his head to the side and gave him a confused look."Prussia told me to ask you what it meant. He said that your reaction would be 'awesome' or something."

China looked at them from across the meeting room table and smirked. "I can tell you what hentai is, America!"

"NO! PLEASE DON'T, CHUGOKKU-SAN!" Half of the nations stopped their conversations and stared at an embarrassed Japan who sank into his seat. "G-Gomenasai, minna..."

"So, are you gonna tell me, or what, dude?" America took a bite of a burger that came out of who knows where and stared at him.

"O-okay...so hentai is-"

"JAPAN'S KINKY, GUYS!"

Japan choked on his tea and stared angrily at Prussia."The things that I do is nothing compared to the amount of BDSM in your room!" "Oh yeah? Well you draw these weird tentacle things!-"

"BOTH OF YOU, SHUT UP! WE DON'T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL COLLECTIONS!' Germany stood up and yelled with a huge blush on his face. Seriously, nations were supposed to be responsible, civilized people.

"Ve~ Germany? What are these?" Italy pulled out a pair of handcuffs.

"N-NO! ITALY!"

"I KNEW IT! HE'S REALLY JUST A KINKY POTATO BASTARD!" Romano ran to Italy and covered his eyes."MY FRATELLO IS TOO DAMN INNOCENT FOR THAT!"

Germany's blush was so red, it looked like Italy or Romano spilled pasta sauce on him."What's wrong, big brother? Germany is a policeman! That's so cool!"

Romano facepalmed."No, Veneziano, Germany is a kinky bastard that plans to do terrible things to you..." "What does kinky mean?"

"....."

                                                *Insert awkward talk between the Italy brothers*

"And that's what kinky means..."

Italy hid behind Romano, shivering. "V-ve?! Germany wouldn't do that to me, would he!?"

Romano patted his younger brother's back and sighed. "You can never trust the Germans..." Germany facepalmed.

"SO CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS HENTAI PLEASE!?" Seriously, was hentai really that bad? It just sounded like a hen wearing a tie, and what's so bad about that?

Japan pulled out his computer and went to GoogleTalia. "Fine, but remember, you asked for it." He typed in the words...

"BOKU NO PICO EPISODE ONE!? DON'T YOU DARE SHOW HIM THAT!" England tried to snatch away the computer, but he forgot about Japan's damn ninja speed. Damn him...

"Now please watch this video." Japan pushed the computer to america and clicked the play button. "Now we wait..."

"Aww, this show is pretty cu-WHAT THE HELL!?"

"Bless his soul..." China, Japan, England, and some other countries prayed for his poor soul.

                                                               *Timeskip two days later*

"America-san, this is crazy, please come out..." Japan knocked once more on the locked door to America's bedroom.

America hid under his bed, a trembling mess. "No...P-please don't make me..." There was no frickin way that he would go back to the cruel outside world; he had stocked up enough burgers and soda to last for a year...wait...could he even trust his burgers anymore?!

Japan sighed and got into a steady position. "This is my last warning, America-kun..." He waited a while for a response, and when he didn't hear one, he took a deep breath and kicked down the door, knocking it off it's hinges. America screamed and slowly came out from under the bed, trembling slightly. "F...fine...."

"Good. Now let's-"

"SHOWTIME, ARU!!!!!!!!!" China ran into the room with a speaker in his arms, playing the boku no pico opening song.

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