Hey whats up? Wanna learn something new? R u bored of my old stories? Yeah u obviously are. Only the first chapter was interesting. Right? So, today I m here to remove your boredom. But this chapter is not related to the actual topic.
My life is like a burned newspaper. Because everybody hates me. Hey, this is not a boredom. What am I doing?
Anyways, this will be my most humorous story on wattpad :D
A hole in my soul.
I can never forget my best friend.
But I hate her a lot.
Like a burning fire.
I want to get rid of her.
How our quarrel began?
Sadia worked in McDonalds, so she asked me a question ' Ashfi, how to make a McDonalds burger?'
Just for fun, I told her:
1. Take a bun
2. Take a huge shit over it
3. Eat
So, how was the joke? :P
Did you notice one thing?
In 5 years, many words have transformed. Now they have many synonyms. Like people used to call retarded people mad. But now people call mad people a retard, weird or whatever. :P
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📱Smartphones📱
Now this word is actually so common that it frequently comes out from many people s mouth :P
Daughter : Mom, I want to buy a smartphone.
Mother: What is the price?
Daughter : $74.99
Mother: Oh my God, does money grow on trees?
Daughter : ....... Urghhhhhh
Mother : Why are you glaring at me?
Daughter : I would rather die than being your daughter :(
Mom: I don t care!
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🍕🍔 Fast Food!
Finally, its Fast Food time! Now its a conversation between a man and a shopkeeper bargaining about fast food :P
Man : What is the price of this burger?
Shopkeeper: $ 15.99
Man: What?
Shopkeeper : But this price is reasonable :)
Man : You think this cheap burger s price is reasonable!
Shopkeeper : Yeah. Obviously.
Man: Shut that hole on your face. Last price is $6.99!
Shopkeeper : No. Its too less!
Man: This is the best price.
Shopkeeper : Mind your language!
Man: What the heck!
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Thank you so much for reading. Love you all.
-Burdened_
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Hidden Extraordinary Talents ( Short Stories )
Fiksi UmumThis short story is about the hidden talent that a person has.Every person have a talent in something.Like John Green is not a singer.But he writes fabulous stories!!! Like this different people have different kinds of talents!!
