Jared's pov
"Just look at him Timmy,he's gorgeous."i said as I pointed at Michael Mell,he was sitting alone eating sushi while playing flappy bird."M-Maybe y-you s-sh-should go t-talk to h-hi-him!"he said,"Huh,I guess it wouldn't hurt to try at least."I said.I got up,"soon the insanely cool Jared will no longer be single!"I whispered to myself."Is this seat taken?"I asked,he paused his game.he sighed,"Nope,go right ahead."he said.i placed my tray down,"you must be Michael,I'm the insanely cool Jared Kleinman."I introduced myself.he laughed,"this isn't the bachelor,I know who you are.You ate a bath bomb once in Zoey Murphy's science class,how are you still alive?"he said.
I blushed,"W-Well um,see..."I trailed off.then I got an idea,"I'm immortal man."I said."that's cool."he said,I fiddled with my fingers."this should be easy..."I thought,"So um hey!are you Uh,busy today?"I asked."No why?"he asked,"cause um,I,uhhhh wanted to hang out!"I said.his face lit up,"really?!"he exclaimed.
I nodded,"Awesome!ive been needed a player 2 to help me out with level 10 of apocalypse of the damned!"he said."sweet!"i said,"shit..."I mumbled as I dug in my pocket."What is it?"he asked,"Damn it I lost it..."I mumbled."lost what?"he asked,I gave him a look and held up my phone."I lost my number,can I have yours?"I asked,he snorted and laughed.
"Dude that's the cheesiest pick-up line ever."he laughed,"did it work?"I asked.he smiled,"fuck yeah."he said.
THAT WAS THE FIRST CHAPTER!!!
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Young,dumb,and broke{COMPLETED}
FanficThe very first Mellman fanfic! Takes place in the same universe as the KLEINSKI fanfic