A Gambollin Love Story

The Good News

The sweet smell of vanilla, Ari perfume and Lillian's farts awoke me from my dreamless slumber. I pulled off my Chanel eye mask and stretched out my arms dramatically. "Ahh Lillian! Say Hi, Say Hi Lillian!! Who's a little baby that says Hii!" I cooed, squishing her skinny, little body and giving her lots of kisses. She gave me a growl and snap in response. Ahh, Lillian sure does love me. Way more than that skank who lives next door. Nokia Demartino. 

I shivered at the thought of that blue haired, no voiced bitch. I always did hate her dramatic little ass. She just couldn't bare the fact that I was the better twin. Whatevs. Jealousy is ugly and gives you wrinkles so I'm not even going to dwell on it! I'd rather let myself get wrinkles through my obsessive tanning bed disorder!

I flicked my legs out of my bed and placed them into some slippers that were as soft as clouds. I skipped over to my dirty-ass vanity and plonked down onto my chair. As I ogled myself in the mirror my I phone X beeped.

One new message from Vali

'Hey Boo! beach trip for the weekend, you in? ;)'

I smirked at the message glaring at me. Yes. I needed this trip. I had been working myself to death this past day filming with Nokia. I mean it is so not easy having to sit on a bed and do an intro! Sometimes it just gets a bit too much and I feel like super overwhelmed! YouTube is truly so stressful, honestly I have no idea how I manage to work as hard as I do. Ugh I'm so hard done-by! :(

I needed this trip. I deserved this trip. When you work as hard as me you realise its good to give yourself a break. (Very rarely though!) 

I replied quickly. "I'm in biatch! pick me up at 7 on the dot!' 

A feeling of excitement settled in my stomach. Finally I could get away for a while. Not to mention away from my boyfriend Bandon. Lately its been kind of strained between the two of us. I just don't think my heart is in it honestly. Especially right now when I'm so busy filming once a week and all.

I sighed in deep thought and pulled out my makeup bag. I debated over what to do with my look. Should I go for Ariana Grande casual honeymoon tour glam, or Ariana Grande chilling at home with her dogs glam? 

I thought over my options but I just couldn't pick. An angry tear spilled over my lid. Ugh why can't I just choose one!! 

Suddenly a brilliant idea popped in my head. I quickly grabbed my vlogging camera and pressed the on button. "Hey guys its me Gabooboo... I just came here to say... That... I'm going to expose myself! ... Its just right now life is tough. I was getting ready and I... I had an identity crisis... And Youtube has been stressful and well... Boohoohoo!" I sobbed for a good forty seconds. "Anyway make sure you guys check my Poshmark! I'm selling some of my priceless vintage pieces that I know simple trash like you fancy babies can't afford! Anyway byeeee love you!!!" I switched my camera off and breathed out happily. 

Today is deffo an Ariana honeymoon glam day!