arthur kirkland secretes egg yolks

dirty pony

america shrinks dwon to a size of that of 2 centimeters. idk how he did dat

ARTHUr wonders where is fuck buddy is!!!!! "france wear the FUCK s alfred jones i have checked everywhere and i cannot seem to find him!!!!!!!!!!! .}

france smirks and pulls off his sock then his shoe.... on his large toe is alfred (america). OH my god aalfrd u are so fucking hot wen ur dis tiny please do me a favor and eat the plaque ofmy teeth that is so hot and yes i will swllow you maybe bt i will shit you out. please i am so turned on rn i need u to shit on my hair lik e the little RAT that u are. i will put u in a cage and feed you sunflower seeds u rat slut. faggot rat man 

alfred stares in shock'oh my god ur so gross arthur i was just making dinner. now i feel like i am going to vomit (alfred was eating the fleas off france's toe hairs XD) 

franecs has enough and gulps alfred down like a benadryls. okay he