Oluo: Petra did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Petra: awww
Armin: no but she probably scrapped her knee crawling out of hell
Eren: she scrapped her knee on the tree
Petra: oh-
Oluo: tch, brats.
Levi: Oí, get back to work!
Oluo: yes sir!
Eren: Make me
Levi: Eren I swear to freckled Jesus.
Marco: you called?
Jean: Marco no.
Eren: Levi you won't do shit
E: shut up
Levi: Well shit
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