L: What are we going to write, guys?
H: luke your typing is so proper
L: i aint no proper nigg
M: that is a r00d word nigga
Calum has joined the conversation.
M: CAL PAL
H: CALUM HOOD YOU ARE GROUNDED MISTER
L: Hi there Calum.
C: hi luuuuke i'm glad there's someone normal here.
H: I MEAN IT
H: I WILL NOT HESITATE TO UNINVITE YOU FROM MY BIRTHDAY PARTY
C: oh lord we all know i can't afford to miss that
M: Calum's a poet and he didn't know it.
L: Guys, we were going to write a chapter?
H: a chapter foe wut nigga
H: swiggity swooty i want the booty
H: *harlem shakes*
H: swiggity swaggity i want the pancaky
M: oh my god
H: ratchet hoes in da house say yo
L: Okay um no
C: i think i just puked.
L: Anyway, Hannah, we're writing a chapter for a friend of mine back home. She's writing some kind of like, findfiction?
H: it's called fanfiction, luke.
M: What does this say about Hannah...?
H: just because i know what fanfiction is doesn't make me any stranger than i already am !
C: God knows that you're strange enough.
H: i will come over there personally and shoot you in the brain.
M: nO VIE O LANSS
L: FIVE SECONDS OF SUMER
L: ***SUMMER
L: FUCK
C: o:
M: o:
H: o:
L: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
H: DEG DEG
M: are we all just going to ignore the fact that Luke just outwardly swore
C: We should probably write that chapter.
L: You don't say?
M: So apparently they call us Mannah?
H: IN WEST PHILEDELPHIA BORN AN RAISED
L: HANNAH
H: wassup
L: PLS
H: swiggity
L: NO
H: swooty
L: HANNAH
H: luke wants ashton's booty
Hannah has left the conversation.
YOU ARE READING
rumor has it. ➵ lashton ✔
FanfictionLuke Hemmings is a quiet boy. He wears his favorite yellow and purple flower crown to school every day, even though his school uniform doesn't match, and the dress code strictly prohibits hats, to which he argues that a flower crown isn't a hat, it'...
