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The forest was designed with many different shades of green, few canopies obscuring the sun causing gold rays to scatter mindlessly on the ground. The view was spectacular, to say the least.
Sitting cross-legged, a brunette coughed vigorously then cleared her throat awkwardly.
"So, um- how did you all die?"
Pairs of eyes flew to her form, immediately answering her question.
A black-haired girl with black-colored eyes blurted out, "Through a car accident."
A Yamanaka - obviously perceptible by the unique color of her eyes - replied to the latter statement, "Really? Me too!"
A Nara girl yawned. "I got struck by a lightning bolt."
"I tripped over stairs. Truly terrifying to be reincarnated and experience coming out of a vagina."
"I died in my sleep."
"I drowned and now I'm scared of water."
"Ha? My death was way worse than yours! Regina, that bitch, pushed me off a cliff."
"I got shot by a hobo." A rare gem, a Male SI!OC stated.
"I died saving a cat." another Uchiha claimed, but they were lying. 'No one needs to know that I killed myself anyway,' she thought.
A diminutive, puny ant suddenly came out of nowhere.
"My reason? School shooting."
Pairs of eyes once again directed their gaze on this ant.
One pair of eyes squinted, 'Is that an ant or a small black pebble?' Ironically, this pair of eyes belonged to an Uchiha.
"You got reincarnated into an ant?!" The Yamanaka screeched.
"Woah... now you got it real bad." The male SI OC proclaimed.
The ant narrowed its almost non-existent eyes. "Shut up. I don't need pity."
A brunette sighed. "So, what do we do now?"
The replies came in instantly.
"Obviously, we save the world and change future events and befriend every single main character."
"You can go ahead and do all that. I'll be lying on my couch."
"We have to save Itachi!" a 12 year old fangirl OC screeched, t-shirt composed of Itachi screenshots, her forehead bearing a fake Leaf protector, a pink wig color, Sharingan contacts-
"Have a polygamous marriage with Sasuke, Itachi and me."
"Let's stop the Uchiha massacre!"
"Bitch, we're 15 years late for that."
"I'm too lazy to be a ninja and exercise, so I think I'll just be a farmer or something, make money, have a loving and loyal wife and die when I'm in my 70's-"
"Maybe I can be the new Shakespeare in this world."
"Ooh! Do cinnamon buns exist? Crepe? Pancakes?-"
A whistle sounded through the air, stopping the bickering emerging from the OCs.
"The real question is.." a Yamanaka dramatically started, "where will we find a place to stay?
"Konoha."
"Konoha."
"Of course, Konoha."
"Konoha, duh. In Kakashi's apartment to be more specific."
"What kind of question is that?."
"Konoha."
"Isn't it obvious?
A Haruno OC cleared her throat. "E-eh, well I've already tried that..."
FLASHBACK
A figure appeared in front of large, intricate gates. Blue eyes looked at the Leaf village in awe, only to soon be interjected by two guards.
"What business do you have with Konohagakure?" one guard questioned, hazel eyes narrowing intensely.
"I need to speak with the Hokage." The Haruno answered.
The guards flickered their gazes to each other for a split second then looked back at the Haruno. They nodded and led her to the Hokage's office.
The Haruno thanked them then twisted the door knob, opening the Hokage's office.
The Hokage lifted his head to meet hers.
"And who might you be, little one?"
The Haruno intensified her gaze and cleared her throat, beginning professionally. "You might not believe this, Hokage-sama but let me explain. I come from a different universe, far far away from here and I know all future events-"
"E-enough."
The Hokage lifted his now shaking hand to still her from continuing any longer. His eyes widened and his breath hitched in his throat.
"Oh God."
The Haruno tilted her head. "Huh?"
The Hokage looked like he was going to combust into tiny little microscopic pieces.
The Haruno was quite concerned (and confused) for his well-being.
"No. No! I don't need more of you! Scram!" The Hokage screeched in a high-pitched voice.
"What do you mean?" The dumb Haruno questioned.
"I've had enough of you people from the future. They all say the same god forsaken thing-"
The Haruno widened her eyes. 'There are more people like me?'
"-so now, get out you doltish, mind-less piece of nincompoop blockhead, foolish half-wit moron-"
FLASHBACK END
"So, uh...what do we do now?"
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Mass Reincarnation (NARUTO)
FanfictionLife, death, and rebirth. Repeat. A person is reincarnated into the Naruto world. What if they weren't alone? ~ PUBLISHED: Oct 4, 2018 COMPLETED (ONE-SHOT, crack fanfic)
