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OMG I'M CRYING ON THE FLOOR DRENCHED IN MY OWN TEARS HARRY WHY

Nope. I'm 200 percent sure you're lying on your bed stuffing mashed potatoes in your mouth.

I swear that guy is Niall cuz you sed he has blonde hair so OmfF

Yeah, out of 766726510 people on this earth but that HAS TO BE NIALL BC HE'S BLONDE. okay.

I wish I was in her situation. Harry ily ♥

*takes away your ability to make right decisions*

*gives you dumb friends*

*locks you in a dungeon*

*throws a psycho man in*

There! All done :)

Go party.

Okay. This story is totally a copy of the other punk Harry one.

The other punk Harry story.

The other punk Harry story.

The other 57427 punk Harry stories.

But yeah, she's definitely stealing that story so call 911

Oh god I can't even. It's ZAYN

*title has his name on it*

Really. Very surprising. I was expecting Lil' Wayn.

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So, that's the first chapter! I hope you liked it.

Comment if you want more.

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