KOTLC "Choose em'" Oneshots

#36 Sokeefe AU because Im stupid

I think that this will be an AU in the future for Sophie and Keefe because kids, don't do anything underage. And they are both allowed to drink,  but they are only drinking fizzleberry juice (no alcoholic and only from the Elven world).

Keefe sat in the corner of Sophie's emo ish room. She was living Georgia because she had moved out of San Diego for friend,  family, and work purposes.

Her father was a pharmacist, her mother was a pediatrician, and her sister was an actor. Sophie was an officer because she had always wanted to help the people around her and she wanted to help her country become was better place. Obviously it was quite a dangerous job, so she was always on guard. Because of her job, she was in quite a phase at this moment. Everything was black, grey, or in between. Nothing was vibrant or colorful. Everything was dull. But,  that was only to hide from a group of people causing a nuisance,  the Neverseen.

Keefe had come over for a little talk with Sophie,  she had wanted to talk to him about his suspected involvement with the Neverseen.  However,  Keefe had turned their once serious conversation into a game.  A game of Truth or Dare.

"Sophie, truth or dare?"

"No."

"Whyyyyyy not?" Keefe pouted, cute lip curling in sadness.

"No! This was a serious conversation.  Let's get back to this.  Why are you involved with the Neverseen.  They are dangerous!!  You are endangering your life!! "

"Ugh. You ruin EVERYTHING! Don't be a baby."

"I'm not a baby, Keefe." She wore her Doc Martens proudly and stomped over to Keefe, grabbed his cheek like an old person admiring someones youthfulness, "You," she booped his nose, "are."

"Am not! "

"Are too. You won't tell me anything!! So ARE TOO!"

"Aaam Nooooot! "

"Are too!"

"Am. Not! "

"Arrrreee too!!  Give up?! "

"No! "

That went on for...  probably 30 minutes until Keefe wore out and sighed in defeat. In that 30 minutes Keefe had sat down,  stood up,  walked around the room,  gone to the bathroom,  fixed his hair,  and ate a whole sandwich.  Sophie,  on the other hand,  had put on makeup,  gone to the bathroom,  eaten TWO sandwiches, been annoyed and yell at him (again),  stormed around the room,  eaten half a bag of family sized Doritos,  Sweet Chili (her favorite),  sat down for 5 minutes,  covered Keefe mouth with her hand until he licked her and she was just...  Annoyed.

"Heey Sophie?  Truth or dare? " It had sounded more like "heee soofy,  trooh ur deeer" because his mouth was full of mallow melt,  a sweet, creamy,  delicious treat that was only produced in one country,  and they didn't even know where that was.  It was like it magically appeared in the U. S.

Being fed up with Keefe and his shenanigans,  she said something completely ridiculous, "TRUTH!! " and then she giggled.  Giggled,  I know.  Sophie Foster,  the great,  had giggled.  Maybe just a little too much fizzleberry juice had been drunken.

She giggled again.  Keefe was giggling too and it was hilarious.  Sophie's demeanor had completely changed.  Rather than a demanding,  rude and gothy/emo person,  she was bubbly,  giggly,  funny,  and drunk. 

"Okay, have you ever had aaaaaaa....aaaaaaa.... Ummm... " He giggled, "tattoo?  Cause..  I don't think you would get one cause your totally not emo and demanding and stuff and you don't ummm.  You don't ummmm.  You don't be mean at all and you aren't funny and if you DID have a tattoo it would,  it would,  it would be a ummmm...  A bird.  Maybe like a swan or something.  I mean it's totally crazy though. " And no,  Keefe was not being sarcastic.  Just a little "sugar high"

Well. Here's the thing.  Sophie did have a tattoo,  but even though she was a little sugar and juice high,  she just KNEW that Keefe would blabber to Fitz and Bianca and Dex and they would be so disappointed.  The only reason is because they were strongly against anything with...  Well,  needles.  Sophie did too,  do that get that wrong,  but she wasn't completely afraid of them.  Yeah she didn't like doctors,  but tattoos were different.  So being the COMPLETELY rational decision maker she was,  she showed him.  And,  it WAS  a swan.  And then two sayings:

Follow the pretty bird across the sky
And
Not all those who wander are lost

Keefe was in awe. He was kinda like woooah but also like cooool. "Woah, I never knew you had a tattoo!!"

"Yes,  I do, and no,  you ABSOLUTELY CANNOT TELL ANYONE!! "

"But that ruins the fun! "

Okay the end,  babye because I failed!! Yay!!  And I FINALLY FINISHED ANOTHER CHAPTER!!  GO ME!!