Camp Camp GC Fic

Max Hates The Hospital

10 p.m, Gwen and David's texts

Gwen: DAVID WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU

David: I'm out getting toilet paper, we ran out. Why?

Gwen: MY FUCKING WATER BROKE

David: OH MY GOD I'LL BE HOME IN 3 MINUTES GET READY TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL

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David ran out of the store as fast as he could, and bolted home. He was having a mini panic attack and was getting weird looks. A tall child running down the street with a CVS bag that contained only rolls of toilet paper. On any other day, David would care. But today was a special day, because he was flipping his shit. Thank god their home was only a block away.

Back home, Gwen was freaking out and trying to get on clothes. She couldn't see straight and was truly scared. Once she had clothes on, she sat down on the couch and waited for David.

When David showed up, he chucked the CVS bag onto the kitchen counter and asked Gwen if she had everything. She nodded and they headed out. David had already called an Uber (they didn't own a car) and they hopped in.

At the hospital, Gwen was helped immediately and David sent a text to Max.

***

David: Gwen in labor come to hospital

Max: seriously

David: Yes come now

Max: david please i hate hospitals

David: Your mother and I want you here

Max: k i'll be there in 20

***

Max crammed his stuff in his bag and informed Neil that Gwen was in labor and that he wouldn't be sleeping over. Neil just told him to send photos of the baby once it was born and clean.

"Wish me luck," Max pouted.

"Fuck you," Neil shouted back.

***

Max walked into the hospital and squirmed a little bit. He saw an old man who was obviously very close to death sitting with a sobbing family, a toddler with a horrible cough, and doctors and nurses frantically running around. He walked up to the front desk and stumbled over his words. "Uh, where are David and Gwen Green? I'm their son and they told me to come here."

"I'll check that for you," the receptionist said. "They're in 318. Have fun."

"Thank you miss," Max smiled and walked towards the elevator. He hated the smell of hospitals. Just everything about them. Absolutely disgusting. He pressed the button to open and it immediately opened. An old woman in a wheel chair pulled up behind Max and he let her go in before him, and she told him he's a very nice boy. He thought it was a bit, but thanked her. They both got off on the third floor, and he helped her walk out.

After helping her, Max ran to 318 and burst through the door to hear Gwen screaming at the top of her lungs.

"Jesus, is she already shitting out a kid?" Max asked.

"Hey, Max. And yeah, it's been a quick labor. Guess the kid really wanted out," David joked.

Gwen screamed. "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

"Sorry," the boys said in unison. Max went to go sit next to David and he leaned his head on David's shoulder and yawned. 

David caught the yawns. "You can do it babe!" He said to Gwen.

"THANK YOU!" She yelled, and doctors kept telling her she was so close and to just keep pushing. "FUCK!"

"Holy shit! That's a human person!" Max exclaimed.

"It's a girl!" A doctor said.

Gwen squealed. "Gimme her." The doctor shrugged and handed her to Gwen. "Hi baby! I've waited so long for you to be here, you know that?"

Ear piercing screams suddenly filled the room and Gwen was still crying and smiling down at her new child. "Mom, try to calm her down. Please," Max begged.

"Hey," Gwen said in an authoritative voice, "shut the fuck up my love." She raised her up to her chest and bounced her a little, and she stopped screaming. "Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyeee look what I did!"

David chuckled. "I'm proud of ya, babe. So, what name are you feeling?"

"Eva," Gwen said quickly. 

David walked over to Gwen and grabbed Eva's hand. "Hi Eva. We love you so much honey," he said holding back tears. "Can I hold her?"

"No," Gwen barked back. "I need a moment with her."

***

Max: gwen gave birth

Neil: Omg. Name?

Max: eva

Max: but pronounced weirdly

Neil: What?

Max: eh-va

Neil: why

***

Max put his phone back in his pocket and walked over to Gwen. She was handing Eva over to David and he swooned. Then he tried to hand her to Max, and he said, "Fuck no." But it was too late, because as he finished his sentence, a beautiful baby girl was in his arms, yawning. He locked eyes with his little sister and a smile creeped upon his face. He turned to David and said, "I love her. She's mine now."

A/N: SO THEYRE A BIGGER FAM NOW! HOPE YOU LIKED. I'LL EITHER DO A PRESTON UPDATE OR A SILLY CHAPTER NEXT, DEPENDING ON HOW I'M FEELING. LOVE Y'ALL.