((CREDIT TO @iitangerine XDDDD SHE DID HALF AND I DID HALF SOO THANKSSS YOUU))
Toby: *poking Masky* HEY MASKY HEY MASKY HEY MAAAAASKY!
Masky: The fuck do you want -_-
Toby: We ran out of wAfFlEs .m.
Masky: Why should I care...?
Toby: >:c I NeEd wAfFlEs
Masky: let me tell you something.. I. Dont. FucKing. Care. About. Your. God.Damn.waffles
~20 minutes later~
Toby: EEEJJJJJJ
E.J: yeah? ((DONT ASK HIM... ASK HOODIE TO TAKE YOU---))
Toby: i ran outta waffles and masky wont take me to get more waffles .m. sooo
YOU'RE NOW TAKING ME TO THE STORE C'MON FRIEND *drags him to the car*
E.J: uh okay ((NO.... NO NOT ''uH oKAy'' YOu arE AsKinG fOR dEATh mAH bOI-))
~10 mins later~
Toby: *screaming like a gurrrl* REEEEEE EJJJJJ WATCH OUT
EJ: I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING DUMBASS (( YOUR THE DUMBASS... WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DRIVING))
Toby: *still screaming*
E.J.: STOP FUCKING SCREAMING
Toby: YOU EXPECT ME TO STOP SCREAMING!? FUCK NO
EJ: WELL THIS IS YOUR FAULT FOR MAKING ME DRIVE THE DAMN THING
Toby: Welp we're gonna die today
EJ: YOU THINK?!
Toby: YES I FUCKING THINK... YOUR THE ONLY OPTION BESIDES YOU CLASSIFY AS SEEING SHIT SO WHY THE FUCK NOT DRIVE A CAR-
EJ: LISTEN BITCH, I DON"T LIKE DRIVING I LIKE TO CLIMB TREES!
Toby: EJ...you are the weirdest person I've ever met ;-;
EJ: *Lets go of the steering wheel* I'm insulted >:[
Toby: *Screams* WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LET GO OF THE STEERING WHEEL YOU FUCKING IDIOT-!?
EJ: WELL APPARENTLY I CANT SEE SHIT ANYWAYS SO FUCK IT ((ThEN HoW thE hELl dO yOU kNOw WHaTs HaPpEniNG-))
Toby: MOVE YOUR FAT ASS OVER IMA DRIVE
EJ: HELLLLLLLLLL NO
Toby: HELL YES BITCH NOW MOVE BEFORE I SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS SINCE WE MIGHT AS WELL FUCKIN DIE
EJ: AND I SAID HELL NO, LAST TIME YOU DROVE YOU DROVE THE CAR INTO A DAMN TREE
Toby: WELL IT"S GONNA BE DIFFERENT
EJ: NO IT'S NOT! YA DAMN BIATCH
Toby: YOU'RE SO FUCKING DIFFICULT... AT LEAST I HAVE FUCKING EYES AND I CAN SEE WHERE THE FUCK I'M GOING-
EJ: YOU LITERALLY FUCKING SAID WERE GONNA DIE ANYWAYS
Toby: YA KNOW WHAT
EJ: WHAT?!
Toby: *knocks him out* Damn bitch..all I wanted was waffles -__-
