( A/N: CREDIT TO @iitangerine AGAIN FOR DOING THIS BOOK WITH ME XDDD )
Liu: jEfFeRy WoOdSSSSS! *cant even pronounce his brothers name when hes drunk*
Jeff: THE FUCK DO YOU WANT LIU!
Liu: *hic* iMa tAkE a DrIvIn' TeSt
Jeff: Liu..your drunk ;-;
Liu: *hic* nO iM nOt wHaT aRe yOu tAlKiNg aBoUt--
Jeff: -_- Ok whatever have fun dying,again
Liu: bItCh, aT lEaSt i HaVe nO fAnGiRlS cOmInG aFtEr mE aLl tHe tImE
*Spongebob Narration* ~5 minutes later~
Liu: hElLo bItChEs iM hErEEEE
Employee: Go to the back of the line...
Liu: fUcK tHiS *goes to find the driving instructor*
~20 minutes later~
Elmo: Pssst over here
Liu: wHo tHe fUcK
Elmo: Get your ass in the car--
Liu: OooOOoH yEa yOu gAvE mE dRuGs, oKaY :D
Elmo: get your damn fat ass in the car already i gotta kill kermit
Liu: hOlY sHiT *goes into the car and starts driving*
Elmo: Now take a lef--
Liu: *Drives over a clift* :D
Elmo: HOLLLLLY SHIT *screams*
Liu: sOmEbOdY oNcE tOlD mE tHe WoRlD wAs GoNnA rOlL mE ((my god and i thought ej was the worst driver ever..))
Elmo: *Screaming all over the place kicking everything* I SAID LEFT NOT CLIFF--
Liu: iTs tHe bEsT dAy eVeRRRRRRRRR!
Elmo: WHY DID YOU TAKE THIS DRIVERS LESSO--
Liu: *doesn't remember how to take off his seat belt* wEEEEEEEEEEE hOw FuN!
Elmo: Welp time to call up his relative-- HOW THE HELL DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO TAKE OFF YOUR SEAT BELT-
Liu: mY fAtHeR nEvEr LoVeD mEEEEE *cries*
Elmo: then why the fuck did he make you--
Liu: bEcAuSe I wAnNa DrIvE a HeLlIcOopEr
Elmo: YOU CANT EVEN DRIVE A FUCKING CAR AND YOU EXPECT TO DRIVE A HELICOPTER-
Liu: sToP yElLiNg At mEEEE yOu SoUnD lIkE mY fAtHeR ;c
Elmo: IM YELLING BECAUSE WE WENT FLYING OFF A FUCKIN CLIFF-- THIS CAR DOESNT FLY.. THIS ISNT FUCKING HOGWARTS KID..
Liu: sToP fUcKiNg YeLlInG aT mE bItCh >:c
Elmo: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO THEN?! WANT ME TO SAY "HI IM ELMO IM A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT"
Liu: yEsS!
Elmo: ... HI IM ELMO AND IM A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
*Kermit comes out of nowhere*
Kermit: Shut the fuck up Elmo -_-
Elmo: WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU GET HERE SHREK
Kermit: NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS BITCH
*Pt 2 will come soon bc this is long af*
