You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like youtube.
You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: are you a lamp?
Stranger: um no why?
You: oh just 'cause i saw the lamp next to me and i wondered
Stranger: well lamps dont have arms to type
You: that's true
You: but you might be a magical lamp
Stranger: oh crap
You: wait you are?
Stranger: n-no
You: i'm totally on to you. YOU ARE A LAMP
Stranger: nooo my secret's out
Stranger: you must tell no one
You: It's okay! I'll protect you.
You: maybe.
Stranger: if you rat me out...
Stranger: i will find u and kill u
You: oh no i'm going to die at the hands of a magical lamp
Stranger: i know where you live
Stranger: with my magic
You: nooooooooo
You: now i have a stalker magical lamp that wants to kill me
Stranger: check ur window, i might be there
You: omg i see you
You: you're a very good looking lamp
You: if a bit creepy when you're glowing red
Stranger: i cant see u very well, what r u doing in there
You: chatting you
You: whoa how are you chatting me while outside my window?
Stranger: im magical remember
You: yeah but there's no wifi!
Stranger: i dont need it
You: whoaaaaaaaaa that is magical
Stranger: with my magicial powers i can tell you like youtube
You: WHOAAAA YOU'RE ALSO PSYCHIC HOW DID YOU KNOW
Stranger: well i must leave you now
Stranger has disconnected.
A/N Well it looks like I'm going to die now.
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Weird Omegle Chats
De TodoThe chats I have on Omegle are always so weird, and I needed a place to keep them. These should be pretty entertaining, considering my weirdness. Enjoy! (I got this idea from serendi-pity but a lot of other people are also doing this) Disclaimer: I...
