Armin: canons ain't the only thing Eren can blow
Levi: oh my fucken God kill me.
Riener: Holy fuck
Rivaille: I drank bleach and now I feel like Harry Potter
Levi: WHAT!?
Eren: Levi! RIVAILLE DRANK ALL THE BLEACH
Bertholt: What the fuck is going on
Marco: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Jean: oh-
Mikasa: pinche pendejos
Riener: wtf kinda language is that Mikasa
Connie: Micasa es su Casa
Eren: bitch what...
E: did y'all not have Spanish in the walls-
Armin: bitch we barely got bathrooms
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