How you get to Unitopia. By: Kat (ForbiddenProblems) and her best friend.
OK so.... *takes big breathe*
1. Hanglide to the golden gate bridge.
2. Give $7 to the hobo under the bridge.
3. The hobo will say his name is Joe and will throw a banana at you at the same time.
4. You will eat the banana.
5. Inside the banana will be a ticket to a Maroon5 concert.
6. You go to the concert, and throw a water balloon filled with mayonnaise at the drummer.
7. You run out screaming 'To the bubble castle!'
8. Security Will grab you and throw you into the Dumpster.
9. There is an ant at the bottom of the dumpster that introduces you yo jiminy cricket.
10. Jiminy Cricket takes you to Hogwarts.
11. In Hogwarts you will find voldemort.
12. You kill voldemort by putting a grenade in his ear.
13. His fate mist flys out of him and you put it in a jar and drink it.
14. You turn in to Mario size.
15. You jump into the magic portal the appears in Voldemorts corpse.
16. BUT you just arrive in Hargrids Hut. Rubies fall on you head, randomly.
17. You throw the rubies at Hagrid, Batman style.
18. You have a brawl with Hagrids Griffin.
19. You lick the blood off your scrape and faint.
20. When you wake up you are in the giant ikea in Pittsburgh.
21. Some random janitor srinkles ice cream spinkles over you.
22. And after that he takes you into his pedo van.
23. He makes you paint a painting of a salt and vinegar chip.
24. He dumps you off in a desert.
25. you write S.O.S. in the sand while getting the song stuck in you head.
26. Then you sing the Julian Smith- Stuck inside your head song to get it out of your head because you hate S.O.S. (to the side---->)
27. But you didnt know you were in a desert that when you sing that song you 'poof' into a black ops game.
28. You have to beat the game to go back to your world.
29. When you finally beat the game you turn into pixels and go to charlie's chocolate factory.
30. You chew the everlasting bubblegum and turn into a blueberry.
31. The umpaloompas roll you out into the street and leave you there.
32. You deflate and wonder around.
34. After getting completely lost you stumble upon sesame street.
35. Elmo lets you feed Dorthy.
36. Mr. Noodle gives you a cookie you say 'No thanks' because you need to loose weight.
37. Cookie Monster takes it instead and he gives you a hug.
38. That just makes everyone join in.
38. They chant some word to make you apeare in a sewer.
40. You land on you face ion sewer water and you go blind.
41. You take your can of Mountain Dew that you forgot you had and wash out you eyes with it.
42. Your eyes burn and you scream.
43. Harry Styles hears you scream and come to rescue you and brings you to the ER.
44. The Doctors give you a shot with just water in it.
45. The water heals you and you walk out of the hospital and get hit by a bus.
46. A British guy holds you and cries over you.
47. Some people pray for you and your healed by the power of God. (HALLELUJAH)
48. You get up and thank the people and give them a post stamp.
49. Then you go to the middle school and climb it.
50. On top of the middle school you do the truffle shuffle for all to see.
[Next 50 on its way soon (:]
