tale of bloody deeds

befudeled

once upon a time there was a brave heroic knight who.....

sorry but who starts off a story with such fucking retarded words like that

right here it gos

in the deepest darkest hole in the deepest darkest forest there lived a boy. but not just any boy. he was a monster. not physicaly dumbass but mentaly. he would gut toads before he was even awake. that's how terribly crooked he was.

he was about 14 at the time and yet very small. he was about 4 foot tall.

yeah really bloody small.  but even worse than his height was his looks.

he looked like golum from lord of the rings. he was the ugliest mother fucker you've ever seen.

He would come out his hole from time to time and kill people. especially little kids. I was so lucky to see him kill someone even if i did feel like puking after it.

it was on a very warm Tuesday and he had started off his killing spree that morning by slaughtering two pregnant women and an old man by shoving his walking stick so far up his arse that it came out through his neck in a water fall of blood. he hid the bodies and sat in a tree with a crossbow by his side waiting for his next unexpecting victim. and all the while i sat in a tree next to his hidden only by a tree branch.

after a half hour of waiting he got fed up and was about to climb down his tree when a girl of about 6 years of age came stumbling into the clearing of the woods where we hid.

he sat up straight after seeing her and i could see the smile on the bastards face. he took aim at the skipping girl and put a arrow from its sheath into the crossbow.

and next thing i know there's an arrow soaring through the clearing and into the poor girls eye.on the point of impact the was a shocked look on the poor girls face followed by a spraying of blood that plastered all the trees around her. but the boy wasn't finished yet. he descended from his tree and took a meat cleaver out his boot and advanced on the corpse. he then grabbed onto the arrow and started hacking her head off. there was blood everywhere. and he just kept grinning and swinging his cleaver until the head snapped off with a load crack. he then lifted the head up by the arrow and held it aloft like a trophy.

he through aside the head and started again to mutilate the headless girl. i was about to be sick so shifted slightly and was about to puke when an arrow soared pasted me and hit the adjacent tree. he must have seen me because he started rapidly firing arrows at me.

i don't know what he did to the girl after that because i was running my fucking ass off. all i know is that...

he was one sick bastard

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