I went onto animaljam.com to feel nostalgic about how fun this game was around October. It was my favorite time to play, in fact, I haven't played since last October. It was a dark and stormy night, not just in animal jam but in real life. Hence why I'm on Animal Jam instead of enjoying my existence.
I shop around the furniture mart but there isn't anything good for nonmembers and it makes me upset. I decide, fuck it, I only need to spend like 7 dollars, it's fine. I go to the membership page to find that there's a deal for a furniture set and an exclusive snow leopard. I think, hey, that's pretty cool, and I buy it.
The order goes through and I log in. Everything seems normal at first, the gift popup shows up, and it opens to the first furniture item. But then my power goes out, because it's storming, and the only light I can see comes from my computer.
Wait, what? I have a desktop computer. I click on the confirmation button, expecting it to black out. It doesn't. Instead, the spooky snow leopard shows up on my screen, with the gnome hat item on.
"I'm a gnome, and you've been GNOOOOOOOMED!!!" he says to me in a speech bubble.
I check my email to see if I can get a refund, I don't want to deal with this hacker bullshit, but I see that it charged me $700 instead of $7. Then Clark Stacy breaks into my window and bans me from animal jam through my own computer and also knocks me out with a shovel.
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