So there I was dying holding my last breath as I saw pear Jesus come my fruity son into the great fruit bowl in the sky but I was like no I need grapes so he was like okay live and I lived and there stood before me grapes I love you apple but I didn't know how you felt about me " I always love you grapes but I was too afraid to tell you " so we kissed passionately and our tongues touched we then proceeded to make fruit salad on the table (get it?) 😂😂😂 👉👌 yeah ) okay then we got married and had four grapes and two apples and one orange they end