Knocked up : Jake paul edition

Club Sundrop

"Hey whats your name?" Jake asks as he walks towards me. "Im Regan." I announce over the booming music. "Im ja-" "Jake Paul, I know." I interrupt. "How did you know? I thought my disguise worked." "Not on me, just because you wear a pair of sunglasses means nothing." "It tricked every other girl." "Maybe but im no tramp." I say convincingly. Jake gives me that 'lets go somewhere private smile' and I follow him. He takes me to a janitors closet and pushes me against the wall. He then quietly shuts the door and locks it. You probably know how the rest of the night goes.

I wake up the next morning in my new appartment. My matress is still on the floor and my roomate, Callie's is too. I stand up and walk over to my door. I unlatch it and I see Callie opening the front door to a package. "Who's it from?" I ask. "Are you blind?" She jokes. "Its fom amazon." She continues. She picks up the package and hands it to me. Its quite heavy. I take it to the middle of the floor and grab the box cutter from where all the other empty packages were.  Luckily its nothing from Jake. Thank the lord. I open it up and its my big bird cage I ordered for my new bird Millenia. Millenia is still in the mail as I just ordered her from a bird breeder in Nevada. I lift the cage up with one hand. I walk back into my room and place it in my closet. "We need to go to Ikea today." Callie announces. "Ugh its just going to be a whole lot of building though." "Did you forget, I have seven brothers, and we still have Lexi to help us." Lexi is my little sister who is also moving in with us. Its Callie's and I's first year of college, and Lexi's first year of high school. "Can we get China Chugo first?" I ask. China Chugo is a popular chinese takeout place in LA. "Alright but you have to tell Lexi and I the deets of last night." "Fine but dont think im lying." I walk over to Lexi's door and yell. "Lexi get you ass up." "Why its only-" "Were getting takeout!" I intercept. "From China Chugo?" "Yea." I respond. "Im in." She says as Callie and I hear her run over to her closet. I walk back into my room and grab one of my nice floral dresses off of the floor. I walk out and see that Callie and Lexi are already ready. I slip on my black high heels next to the door and grab my purse from Callie. The high heels are not much of a problem since I am a dancer. I open the front door and see nothing but an empty hallway. We all walk out to the elevator and I press the number one. The elevator starts playing its corny music right after the door closes. I see Lexi in her red dress holding on to the corner rail as if her life depended on it. She has agoraphobia. Callie holds onto her arm and the elevator stops. She rushes out and walks to the doors entrance. We all walk out of the complex and ito my car. I let Callie drive since I want to process what happened last night. "Alright care to share?" Callie asks as we pull up to China Chugo. "Hold on." I say as we walk in and stand in a line behind a very familiar figure. Oh Shit.