Tainted love (Blake x MaleReader)

Chapter 5 - I

(A/N: I wrote this chapter while listening to the song above. I recommend that you hear it.)

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Our first problem as a team comes right the next day, when we're shown the room we're going to be sharing for the upcoming years.

"What do you mean we have to share accommodations with a male?!" Weiss' has been screaming at the poor guy who showed us the way. "It's preposterous!"

I roll my eye and look at Blake. In a whim, I begin mimicking Weiss' mannerisms and way of talking, making the rest of my team snort and giggle. When the Schnee turns to look at me, I compose my face to look neutral, but resume copying her as soon as she turns around. Blake is trying hard not to laugh out loud, but Yang lost it after I exaggerated the rich kid's frown.

Weiss turns to glare at me and the poor guy uses her distraction to escape.

"Weiss, really. It's fine-" Ruby starts, trying to defuse the situation "if Jaune and the others can handle it, I'm sure we can too, right guys?" she's looking at us for help, and of course Yang is all for it.

"Blake and I have slept together for years, and she doesn't seem to mind me." A moment too late I realize what I just said and how it probably sounded.

The other girls are looking at Blake and I with a mix of surprise, awe and, in Yang's case, speculation.

"No! wait, wait! That came out wrong!" I turn toward my dark queen in a panic "Right, Bella?"

My jaw hits the floor when she hugs my arm and bats her eyelashes at me "whatever do you mean, my love?" My heart does a little summersault hearing that. "while it's none of their business, why should we deny all that time we've spent... together?"

Her smile is almost malicious, as she rubs her face on my chest, looking sideways to the blonde bombshell, who's fuming.

Goodness gracious.

I gape at her like a fish, before sighing and giving it up as a bad joke. Seeing my face, Blake begins laughing and I can't help but follow her and soon the two of us are rolling on the floor.

"Oh god" she gasps after a few minutes while trying to regain her composure "I needed that."

I snort "Yeah." I look at the others and shrug "So, what do we do now?"

"We still have to unpack and clean the room." Blake answers

"And fix the beds."

Certainly, that is one thing to do. But there are only four beds. "Oh."

The girls turn to look at me "(Y/N)?"

"I only just noticed there are only four beds" I scratch the back of my head "I'll go talk with the clerk, so I can get another one."

"I don't think it'll fit" Yang provided, and I look around the room. She is totally right, of course.

Blake shrugs "we could share..." I round on her, but she's not looking at me.

"Are you insane?" Weiss shrieks "sha- share with a man?!"

Blake turns ten shades of red "I- I meant us!" she motions to them four.

I shake my head "No." they all turn to me, and I sense that Weiss is preparing for another tirade. Does she never get tired of being an ass? "I'm not going to let you girls lose any sleep over me."