Listen: YOU FUCKIN’ SUCK AT MAKIN’ VIDEOGAMES.
This is the kind of shit they put on Steam these days
Noo! I’m being eaten alive by a dinosaur!
God damn, you better have a good day. I’ll be furious if you don’t.
Well that just sounds smashing… or exploding ahaha - shut the fuck up.
D’aww, love can’t purchase love…. or money… Whatever.
That’s some Attack On Titan shit… with sheep.
Are you mad? Yeah, he’s mad.
She did the tongue thing. SHE DID THE TONGUE THING. Cool…
Your fro is one of the most majestic fros I’ve ever witnessed
Hang on, I got a mission to let the cat in ‘cause he won’t shut up
Enjoy your free meal. There’s no meal, but it’s still free.
If you hurt, reach out to others. Do it. Talk to people. Don’t bottle it up, fight that urge. Find friendship and companionship in people. People you can trust. Express yourself. You aren’t alone in the things you feel, no matter how much you like to imagine you are. We’re here for you, you just need to give us a hand. Please. I’m tired of all this pain. I’m sure you are, too. Let’s just breathe, communicate, and get some Febreeze all up in this shit-scented room of life.
Sound good? Yeah. It does.
The mystery of your own imagination can be far more enthralling than reality, truly
Shit sucks now, hurts, nothing feels good and you just want it to stop. It will stop, it’s not a blink and hey it’s over thing, it’ll take some time. You just gotta keep walking out of that mess and become the you you’ve wanted all this while.
Stay gold.
My idea of fear is something you cannot comprehend. Fear is something that happens to you. It pulls you out of your safe zone, it pulls you out of your comfort and it makes you feel powerless in your situation. It’s something that builds and it keeps on feeding into one core aspect of making you completely vulnerable. You can’t control it whenever it happens. You’re powerless. You’re completely alone. You don’t have any means of getting back to safety. You have nothing. Fear is something that makes you irrational, something that puts you in a state of doing things you would not normally do. Like cry out for your mother. Sprinting towards anywhere, you don’t know where, but you’re just running as fast as you can; trying to get away, but you know deep down you won’t be able to. That’s my definition of fear. You’re just powerless.
You gotta realize something. YOUR world is what matters. The world around you, your friends, family, those who you’ve personally affected with your own existence. That is your world. That is the world you are apart of and what makes you, well, you
I’m gonna break a bitch in half. Half. In. Half.
Consume the flesh of the fallen.
Nothing wrong with being crooked by the way.
You didn’t even give me yo numba. What the fuck, girl? Whatchu doin’? Get back here. Gimme dem digits.
Crooked Man, stop sitting on the couch. This is a serious moment and you’re ruining it for everyone.
There’s A BAR. Fuck the other shit.
Look at the crack. Touch it. Probably get a splinter.
White people can’t rap, except you Em
Shut up, cat, you don’t know who Jack Black is.
Hey, thanks for sticking around, it means a lot, and I really appreciate it. So, I’ll see ya guys in the next one. Take care, bye.
Give me my frog. Gimme frog. Frog, get the FUCK back here. Come on. I don’t even know what the hell I’m doing, but I have a frog. Don’t worry, you’ll be safe with me, buddy.
Wait. Everything else that happened’s like, ‘whatever’, but the wooden wheel makes you question reality? Ah, you’re dumb - I like you.
Aww, you run like a little old man. You are little old man! I love you!
So I’m supposed to say something nice and meaningful about how thankful I am on Thanksgiving. Pfffft. Let’s get wasted and eat my bitches.
…I guess you deserve that kiss. You were kind of an asshole earlier, but I guess you’re redeeming yourself. Good job there, Ryan. I hope your slaughter isn’t too painful, and it feels a little bit better and satisfying when you’re finally dead.
Jesus - he dies, gets put in a suit, he meets his family again, and they’re all fucking happy. This is not a fucking message saying if you’re unhappy with your life kill yourself. DON’T FUCKING DO THAT!
I kinda like you now again. Goddammit, stop playing around with my emotions so much.
Listen, um, Dad or Caregiver or whatever, I’m going to a, I presume, a birthday party with girls, young ones, and you gave me an old book; I’m probably the outcast already, you’re just making this worse. could’ve given me a dragonfly necklace or something. I don’t know.
This game brings out a really bad person inside of me. Oh well…
You’re in the way now! Make him go! Call to him! Use your bird whistles! Thank you.
Shirley Temple was a terrible movie franchise. My grandma made me watch it when I was little. I was like, “GRANDMA, I’M A BOY!” She didn’t give a fuck.
You got saggy titties and a vagina on your belly. You ain’t threatenin’ to me, sir. I’m sorry- it’s just the way it is.
Oh shit. He’s following you people! Don’t you smell him? Idiots!
BACKPEDDLING… dick. Alright… if only he know how to backpeddle he wouldn’t have that problem, you know, of dying
Hey. Scars are manly as fuck. Don’t be disappointed. Chicks dig that shit
