Lance was a hOrny sNOWFLAKE OWO. He liked food a lot and he decided he would stick his dick in a microwave.
Lance ran down stairs fast, and locked the kitchen door.
"Hello miss microwave 💦💦💦👊👌" he moaned.
Lemme smash~
Lance inserted his skinny, tiny micropenis into the microwave.
"FUCK, I TRAPPED MY DICK IN THE MICROWAVE AND I LOCKED THE DOOR"
YOU ARE READING
Lance is very 🅱️i
ActionI'm sorry if u read this thinking I'm being serious, it's for a fabulous chat on Instagram
