Her body trembled and shook. 'I can't wait any longer, do it now!' She cried. 'Ok.' I said as I got the winter duvet from the airing cupboard.
Her body tensed and quivered as she felt wave after wave flow through it. O probably should've told her about the new electric fence.
'Harder!' She cried. Gripping the workbench even tighter, 'Harder!' 'Alright.' I said, 'What's the gross national product of Nicaragua?'
'Stick it right up there.' She said. 'I want to remember this!' I did, then I patted it firmly. You can't be too careful with Post-it notes.
My tongue flicked in and out, in and out, faster and faster until she was completely helpless. No woman can resist a good lizard impression.
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Sarcastically Weird
HumorThere are a lot of things in this world that are funny. My life is something that used to be funny. But now, hopefully, this collection of whatever the fucks is funny. But you know I may just have a really low sense of humour so I find everything...
