Caboose:hello today we will be having a red team battle royale Carolina:you who will win —————— Rules: 1. All fighters will get there feats 2.lopez will not be here 3.red team will not die they will need to be knocked out 4.they all get there weapons —————— Red base 12:43 Sarge aimed his shot gun at grid Grif:what the fuck Sarge:today grif you die Simmons tried too fire his pistol but the ammo fell out Simmons:...Fuck Sarge then aimed his gun at Simmons as A gernade hit the grown as they all jumped off Dount:let's begin Fight Sarge fires his gun at grif as he did grif barley dodged as he pulled out his assault rifle and fired at sarge as a sticky gernade went at Simmons as it almost attached too his helmet as dount fired his pistol at him as shot gun fire went towards dount it hit him in the helmet causing some cracks as dount fired at sarge as Simmons fired at grif as sarge then ran up too dount and hit him with the but of his gun as a sticky gernade went towards Simmons as it then exploded sending Simmons back grif threw a trafic cone at sarge as it hit him Sarge:what the San hill Grif then ran too away and built a snowman too hide in Simmons got up Simmons:oh fuck Sarge fired at him as Simmons moved outta the way and fired his rifle as a detonator he fired went off as sarge grabbed a sniper and tried too snipe Simmons as that happened grif ran too the puma/Warthog Simmons:YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME sarge:Sorry Simmons:there shots are too loud I can't hear you He chuckled as he aimed at simmons as he fired a bullet at Simmons head as it went threw his shoulder causing him too fall Sarge:now we're are you grif He said taunting Sarge:oh grif were are you so I can kill ya Sarge got ran over Grif:how did the bumper taste asshole he said as he crashed causing him too fly out Grif:YES I WIN KO Caboose:did this just happen Carolina:yup Caboose:Well despite all the odds the first too go was dount while throwing gernades long distances are amazing but that about it for him
Carolina:next is Simmons he managed too out last dount while he is the smartest and probably faster than all of the reds he isn't that good at making sure everything is right and this would be a problem due too the fact that Simmons forgot too make sure his pistol ammo holding was in there completely
Caboose:and lastly sarge while pirate captain is able to beat dount and Simmons in skilled and expirence and somewhat a little more trained but wanting too kill his team would of clouded his perception and he wants too kill grif while sarge May know a little mechanics but just because he built Lopez doesn't mean he is smarter than Simmons and just because of this isn't true he forgot that grif doesn't listen and doesn't listen too his troops but that don't meant he can't beat Simmons
Carolina:lastly grif okay grif takes durability and a somewhat strength edge not too mention he is kinda creative and knew what too do and while being lazy is something he is good at and not being that smart but he managed too survive getting shot by a tank yes that's true but grif knew what too do and he hid in a snow and hid there Not even sarge saw that coming
Caboose:not too mention grif is fat he is still able too out smart simmons though but grif does take a very very very slight skill edge since he managed too fly a plane Just barley before it hit the ground crashing and has a somewhat set of weapons
Carolina:the winner is dexter grif
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Grif:1st +++Durabilty +very very very very very slight skill edge +somewhat creative +a somewhat very set of weapons -not as smart -not as fast
Sarge:2nd
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+Boner for murder(had too) ++probably more experience ++more trained -doesn't listen too troops -not too smart -killing would cloud his perception
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Richard Simmons:3rd +++smartest one -but not too good at remembering +fastest -not as good weapons -not a fighter
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Franklin Delano dount:4th ++++pro gernade thrower -not smart -no effective weapons -not at all that skilled ————————- After the match they all got up Grif:woah what happened Sarge:no clue Simmons:yes Dount:so now what Everyone shrugged
