Insane»Mashton (editing)

27.gotta stay calm

Warning: Contains "fuck" & "ass" a lot in this chapter.

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"I'm back." Ashton smiled as he sat down next to Calum.

"Okay." Calum replied obviously he wasn't listening to him as he kept texting away.

"I said I was back." Ashton gave him a confused look.

"Alright." Calum replied again.

"Who are you talking too?And who is that person?Why are they more important than me?" Ashton slapped the phone off Calum's hands.

"Hey!" Calum was about to retrieve his phone but Ashton kicked it away. "Ashton!" Calum went after to it.

"That's what you get for ignoring me." Ashton giggled.

"I only ignored you for like I don't know thirty seconds?!" Calum sighed in relief that the screen wasn't cracked.

"Who were you talking too?" Ashton ignored him.

"Someone." Calum sat back down but a few feet away from his best friend.

"Is it a female or a male?" Ashton raised his eyebrows.

"Why do you want to know?" Calum turned off his phone and laid his head on one of the pillows.

"Because they're taking all the attention away from me." Ashton pouted.

"You have Michael." Calum chuckled.

"Who has me?" Michael came in with his damp purple hair and puffy eyes.

"Were you crying?" Ashton asked worriedly.

"W-What?No I was uh I got soap in my eyes and y-you know." Michael shrugged.

Ashton nodded still not convinced.

"So." Michael stood there.

"So." Ashton awkwardly looked around.

"So just fuck each other and there happily ever after." Calum blurted out.

"FUCKIN CALUM!" Ashton shouted as he jumped on him. "don't listen to him." Ashton laughed nervously laughed.

Michael nodded trying to keep in his laugh.

"Dog pile Calum!" Michael jumped on top of Ashton.

Ashton eyes widen when he felt Michael's dîck between his bum cheeks.

Act calm.Just calm down and take easy breaths.It's just Michael's penis between your ass cheeks.

"Ow! Get off me!" Calum smirked to himself and he tilted his body to the side.Both Michael and Ashton fell off the couch.Michael still on top of the giggly lad.

"That didn't hurt as much as I thought it would." Michael straddled Ashton.

"Well yea because you landed directly on top of me!" Ashton blushed at this position.

"You're so cute." Michael leaned in.

Ashton shut his eyes waiting for a kiss but Michael ended up kissing his nose.

"I'm not cute!I said I'm manly!" Ashton argued.

"You may be manly at times but you'll always be cute." Michael pinched his cheeks.

"You know I exist too." Calum broke in the conversation.

"What the fuck?A Calum in this world?This is so rare!I thought they were extinct. " Ashton gasped as he tried to look at him.