Chapter one; "Fuck off cops!" A girl wearing a hooded cape screamed as she ran through an alleyway with cops on her tail. Who is this person you ask? Well, that's me. I'm Sophia and I'm a con artist. Yep, a 12-year old con artist. Unbelievable. Anyhow, I kept on running until I reached a dead end. 'Crap.' I thought. "Come on sweetie, we ain't gonna hurt you." They cooed. You see, I killed a leader of this society and his wife sent their guards after me. One of them lifted me up forcefully by the arms so I kicked him in the gut. I fell when he clutched his stomach in pain. I grabbed my knife from out of my backpack and stabbed the other guard...like about 30 times. When he was dead, I shot the other guard, but 40 times. Once they were dead, I ran to my 'house' which was a walking castle where I stored my treasures and my dinosaur, Oliver Woods. I stopped while the castle lowered and I opened the door to enter. "Oliver, I'm home!" I holler, while I hear a snarl and get pounced on. "Hey buddy, missed ya." He purred in delight by seeing me again. We walked up the stairs to my room and he fell asleep on my bed and so did I while reading 'Simon vs The Homosapiens agenda' for an hour and a half. I suddenly wake up, hearing some intruders.
Dipper's POV; I was running in the forest with my friends Miguel, Hiro, Mowgli, and my boyfriend Wirt. We were still running when I noticed a castle with legs walking towards us. "Guys, you might wanna see this." The door opens and we enter. It looked huge. "Who's in here?" We hear a loud, almost booming voice. Out comes a girl, about our age, with a dinosaur. She's on the rail of the stairs. She jumped off. Suddenly, she floated all the way down. When she was at our level, she asked "Who are you?" I introduced myself. "I'm Dipper. This is my boyfriend Wirt, and our friends Miguel, Hiro, and Mowgli." She greets them, but stops at Mowgli. "Hi, I'm Sophia." He doesn't say anything. They stare at each other until a velociraptor licks Sophie's face. "This is my pet, Oliver Woods." She said. "How is he not extinct?!?!" "Dipper, baby calm down." Wirt comforts me from going into superstition mode. I calmed down. We all feel a shake while Sophie is sitting down at a chair. "Hungry? Thirsty?" We accept the offer as she got us some apple cider, as it is recently autumn. Mowgli gives a face of disgust at the cider. He was originally from the jungle but ran away and joined us. We all take a seat as Sophie tells us about the house. "About 3,500 years ago, and yes as an immortal, I was floating around to find a home for me and Oliver. We were like this because my parents died in a war, as did my brother. He was eight years old. Anyway, Oliver and I were searching for a home until we stumbled upon this very house. It had welcomed us with open arms/doors, in this case. It felt very comforting and mysterious. It takes us anywhere and everywhere. It's a mystery really." "Where are we going?" "Well, Mowgli, we'll just have to wait and see." She gets up after her remark and told us where our rooms were. I was with Wirt, so thank god. Miguel was with Hiro, and Mowgli was with Sophie and Oliver. Sophie told us good night and that we were leaving early in the morning. When me and Wirt were in bed I asked, "Hey Wirt, make sure I don't get another episode again." "Of course sweetie." He pecked my hair and cuddled up against me. I felt safe with Wirt.
A.N: changed 011 to Mowgli. listening to OTGW soundtrack for motivation. No negative comments pretty please as for this is my first story and I'd love for everyone to be positive and friendly. Also just for fun so remember. Salutations.
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Runaway misfits
FanfictionThis is the story of how I met Miguel Rivera, Hiro Hamada, Wirt, Dipper, and Eleven. ( note; Miguel is a skeleton, Hiro is a robot, Wirt is a mutant, Dipper has episodes, and 011 is bisexual. Also might be PG-13) Ship names; Wirt x Dipper = pinesc...