\\Chapter 1: The Greaseball//

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-~Y/N invited Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Draco to a chatroom.~-

-~Ron has logged on.~-

-~Draco has logged on.~-

Y/N: HI GUYS!!!!

Ron: Are you serious Y/N? We're in potions! Are you TRYING to get us killed?

Y/N: Yes.

Draco: Wow. Okay. Rude. ):<

Y/N: Sorry, but it's important.

Y/N: I have something to say.

Y/N: It will determine our futures.

Ron: What is it?

Draco: I stg Y/N if you're pregnant. 

Y/N: wtf? No!

Y/N: Does Snape ever wash his hair? 

Ron: ...

Draco: ...

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Y/N: what-

Y/N: GUYS!

Y/N PLEASE, COME BACK!

Y/N: NOW I'LL NEVER KNOW... ):

Y/N:

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~-Y/N has invited Harry, Draco, Ron, Ginny, and Hermione to a chatroom.~-

-~Ginny has logged on.~-

-~Harry has logged on~-

-~Ron has logged on.~-

Y/N: RON.

Y/N: RON

Y/N: RON

Ginny: Dammit, Y/N! Stop spamming! ;-;

Y/N: RON

Y/N: RON

Ron: Y/N. WHAT?

Y/N: You never answered my question. ):

Ron: ffs..

Harry: What question?

Ron: She wanted to know if Snape ever washed his hair.

Ginny: ngl, i would like to know that too. He looks like a giant grease ball..

Y/N: Right?? He either never washes his hair, or he does natural oil treatment.

Harry: I mean, he smells kind of nice. I think its just his hair.

Ron: Yes, because dead bugs smell absolutely heavenly.

Y/N: lmfao. Gotta love stink bugs amirite?

Harry: I don't think he smells like dead bugs. He smells like old books.

Y/N: Old books do smell nice. :/

Ron: They smell like dust and it burns my nostrils.

Y/N: Yeah, true. 

Y/N: well. Im bored. Bye.

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Ron: Yeah, me too. Bye, Harry.

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Harry: sooo... Ginny. ;)

Ginny: no.

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Harry: :(

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A/N: OK HI GUYS SORRY THIS SUCKED BUT I THINK ITS THE ONLY THING I CAN WRITE RN. xD IM HORRIBLE AT DIALOGUE SO I JUST WROTE A LIL SUMTHIN SUMTHIN. I HOpE YOU ENJOYED, IF YOU DIDNT, IM SORRY TO HEAR THAT. HAVE A GOOD DAY BBS C:

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