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     I like church girls that read minds. Once they ate dick and cheese wiz. It was a kinky, hot night filled with cucumbers, mmmm. The Izzy was tipsy, dipsy and chicken is made inside a chicken nugget. Jesus said, "Brendon smells like chicken." Brendon was bathing with his Timothy doll. It liked chicken. *Cries about Kanye because Lil' Chicken said, "I hated milk duds since World War Despacito." This Loganger was gay *shook*.

     Tampons are sexy to vaginas because tampons like chicken, mmmm. What is Chicken Little's tampon flavor? Chicken. Let's sniff Jesus's beard because he is the gayest chicken. Timmy was eating Brendon's tampon that was up in Alaska. Brendon Boyd Oorie, oof. Jesus loves his fork because forks smell like gaytards. I suck juice of man. Burritos are gay chickens that are forks. Those nuns sound horny af. "YAYEE!" Said Sister Timmy. She is stanky because of her ex, Jesus. He ate Justin Babier.

     NO. Justin Blake was pregnant with Kanye's gay chicken. When Mrs. Oorie fucked her hair up, Brendon ate Finn Wolfhard. Yum! Brendon likes the big curls piggy little. Sofia come Finn's pollo (Sofia ate Finn's chicken), mmm! Guitar strings pluck as loudly as Finn's moans. He bought a condom for Sofia because she was horny. Sofia and Finn gave up teletubbies for 5 months. It was driving them gay. So, Mr. Chicken fed Sofia to Sister Jake who was from Statefarm. Finn dabbed on them and got pregnant. Water is gay and dope. Timmy died. Brendon made Timmy gay when he bathed in Timmy's ass. R.I.P.



Last paragraph was dedicated to @SofaaWolfhardxo  ;)

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