I wake up, roll over to the other side on my bed and unplug my phone from its charger.
I roll back to the middle of my bed and look at the time.
"7:50AM!!!!" I scream.
My shift at Starbucks starts at 8:00am! I quickly get up and go look in the mirror. I'm wearing just an oversized, over the shoulder shirt with Marilyn Monroe on it and my blonde hair in a crazy messy bun.
I quickly run into the laundry room only to see that I did the laundry last night but forgot to wash my uniform!
"You stupid bitch." I whisper to myself for being, as I stated, a dumb bitch.
I look through all the dirty clothes to find my uniform in there all ratchet and nasty. Well, I guess I have no choice but to wear it anyways. I spray my Justin Bieber "Someday" perfume on it (Yeah I know I hate him but come on, His perfume smells amazing)
I put it on and slide my flip flops on and run to go out the door. When running I stub my toe on my coffee table.
"FADOODLE CAKES OH MY FREAKING BAJESUS" I scream as I limp to the car.
I get into my old worn out car that I could barely pay for but then realize I didn't bring my purse or keys. I run BACK inside get my purse and keys and go get in my car and drive to Starbucks.
"You are as strong and confident woman. I mean come on, you are Rylee Mofo Schindler. You are the bomb.com. So what if you're day went down the crudder real quick? Wait why did I just turn county? Oh well. Anywho you-" My little pep talk I was giving myself got cut off by me arriving here.
I get there RIGHT on time. I run over to the back and clock in before it got to 8:01am. My CoWorker/only friend Erika was working the cashier since I'm the coffee maker. No one is here so she walks up to me as I go put my apron on.
"Well you got here just on time." Erika said
"Yeah I woke up at 7:50. It was fantastic"I say sarcastically
"Wow.. So that explains your appearance?" Erika says while looking me up and down
That little hoe, I look bomb as fu- wait. I didn't do my hair or makeup, So my hair is still in a crazy bun and my face looks like a bootyhole.
"OMG I TOTALY DIDNT EVEN THINK ABOUT MY HAIR OR FACE" I say.
"Haha.. Well your face looks amazing since you are naturally beautiful-"I try to cut her off but she stops me..
"Nope!You're beautiful Rylee, you just don't know it." Erika says then grabs the Chocolate syrup bottle and starts singing "You Don't Know Your Beautiful" by One Direction
"YOU DONT KNOW YOUR BEAUTIFUL! IF ONLY U SAW WHAT I CAN SEE!"Erika starts singing
I grap the Carmel syrup bottle and join in..
"YOU'D UNDERSTAND WHY I WANT YOU SO DESPERATELY! RIGHT NOW IM LOOKING AT YOU AND I CANT BELIEVE YOU DONT KNOW, OH OH.!!" We sing- no, we perform.
I jump up on the counter and point at Erika for the last line.
"YOU DONT KNOW YOUR BEAUTIFUL!!" I sing then start singing a bunch of "yeah" and do whistle tones then jump off the counter doing a toe touch in the air and act like I do a final strum on a guitar and scream.
"YEAH!" I say and me and Erika start laughing our butts off.
Every since I moved here I became a much more bubbly and funny person, I feel like I found my inner cobra. Wait doesn't that mean like you're a kunfu master? I mean I'm down with that too though. I should sign up for kunfu? I mean sure I'm small but-
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