Omfg! I'm suffering from the worst case of DRIPPING-PUSSY-ITS ever!
This morning my pussy was like all wet and it made me feel SUPER naughty :(! But in a really good way ;)!
I felt like SO fucking horny i could just . . . fuck my brother, a cow, my mom, a close friend and . . . um . . . those hoes on my school!
I still can't believe my crush, Brandon, actually sexted me last night after I left his lit party.
And you'll NEVER fucking guess what happened motherfucker!!!
HE ASKED ME OUT TO THE STRIP CLUB!! OMFG FUCK YEA BITCH ;)!!
And yes, I know it's not like he has fucking feelings for me or anything. But STILL!
My vagina was dripping so bad, I blasted my FAVE porn video and masturbated with a vibrator like a manic. . .
Hey! I was really fucking HORNY! I was an masturbating, wet, blessed sex machine!
After masturbating in my room for an entire hour, I was so tired i could barely take out my vibrator from my pussy.
That's when I collapsed into a sweaty, tired mass of a body that moaned very loud.
A very HORNY sweaty, tired mass of body that moaned very loud.
WHY? Because any minute now, Brandon was going to sext me again and make plans to hang out at the strip club, and maybe strip together!
OMFG AAAHHHHHH!!!
So I snuggled into a comfy chair, stared at my phone and waited patiently for his "i wanna get into your pussy baby" text.
I waited . . . and WAITED (2 hours later) . . . and WAITED (4 hours later) . . . AND WAITED!! (8 hours later).
Before I knew it, i was about to sleep. I felt like I made my pussy wet for nothing, and that i just should download yubo and hit someone up. . .!!
But no sext, no dirty call, not even a normal text!! I even checked my phone to see if the battery had run out or something.
And you gotta understand that i was really horny if i didn't gave up after the first two hours.
Unfortunately, my last call was from my bitches; sexy Chleo and hot Zoey. They called me last night with some really hot tea.
Apparently, someone had showed up at Brandon's lit and dirty party unexpectedly to drop off a motherfucking present for him shorty after i had left the fucking house.
You'll never guess who it was!
Mackenzie that WHORE!!
Okay, i will admit it was really fucking nice and sweet of her to do that, but that hoe has to remember the important little details like . . .
SHE'S NOT FUCKING INVITED!!!
Which means THAT MOTHERFUCKER had basically CRASHED Brandon's lit and extremely dirty party! Like, bitch who the fuck does that?! Go fuck yourself mami.
My bitches told me that Mackenzie was showing her tits, licking her lips and flirting with Brandon like she was a animal.
Then she got serious (but her pussy still drippin' tho) and asked to go to his bedroom and talk privately about something really important!
Just great! Now I'm starting to worry too. I mean PANIC.
What if they fucked, and she sucked his dick and he licked her pussy and they made out and now he don't want to fuck me anymore cause he found someone more hoe and better???!!
She's always fucking people I know behind my back like my brother, mom, dad, grandpa, grandma, now CRUSH too.
Which is not inappropriate! Well . . . maybe I fucked them too. Okay! Actually, all of them except Brandon. But STILL!!!
WHY did all of this have to happen just when Brandon and I were about to strip and fuck without feelings for each other thing??
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE let Brandon sext and fuck me tomorrow!!
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Sex dairies - sex heartbreak
Humorlike dork diaries but sexual (it's a parody, idk it's really bad but whatever it's fun to make).