LIE TO ME / LUKE HEMMINGS

TWENTY FIVE

lula fan club
[group containing lola's bitch, club president, trashton, clitoral hood and 5+ more]
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club president
content with my nickname tbh

trashton
why does mikey get to be club president????

clitoral hood
ur forgetting who consoled u both pre getting back together and i'm not happy with that

luke's bitch
get a grip uglies we hate u all xxx
blame luke for it cos he loves mike too much

lola's bitch
#muke

club president
#muke

luke's bitch
so ANYWAY
update on the lula front
i'm moving back in to mine and luke's apartment LOOOL

clitoral hood
okay i'm all for this we love one couple
but that was ..... quick

lola's bitch
we been knew
but we're lula in fairness we do everything at full speed even when we don't intend to
plus lola just misses petunia !!!

luke's bitch
to be fair i don't care about luke
just petunia <3333

lola's bitch
ouch

club president
luke don't act like you don't already know she's only back with you for petunia

clitoral hood
and the sex
since u disgusting pair are at it so often

luke's bitch
FUCK OFF

lola's bitch
FUCK OFF

trashton
lmao he's right
in other news: can we have a housewarming party though???

luke's bitch
uhhhh duh
you guys leave for tour in a month so i'm gonna start moving my stuff in on sunday !
should be all done by friday/saturday so !!

clitoral hood
EXCITED

club president
FAMILY PARTY NEXT SATURDAY NIGHT IS CONFIRMED
CANT WAIT LADS

lola's bitch
<3

luke's bitch
can't wait uglies
cierra is coming too !!!!!
love u all

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poor excuse for an update considering it's been SO LONG
but this was half done before so just finished it lmao will update more soon !!!