The masked Coffin

When I was recruted

I was sitting at a tavern drinking some Ale I got for a few gold and I was enjoying my night until a few drunk ass' started a fight with me.

Random Drunk #1: "Look at this punk, bet he doesn't even know how to use those swords, he's probably a now user.."

Random Drunk #2: "Yeah.. lets teach this runt a lesson"

They quickly challenged me to a duel and I gladly accepted and I drew my dagger.

???: "This is for a fair fight, wear yourselves out!"

The one with the long sword charged at me and I simply tripped him and he was out cold then the rouge charged me with a dagger of his own and clashed at me a few times and I simply back shuffled

???: "What a night.... I just wanted to relax and enjoy this game for once..."

I quickly finished my drink and headed back to my log cabin in the woods.

???: "Where's a job when I need it.... I'm already levels above this "Kirito" fellow... I hope to meet him one day and see what he's made of."

I quickly walked inside and shut the door making sure no one broke in and stole my mattress when I was out  

A few minutes later and someone came knocking on my door.

???: "Come in!" I shouted as I cooked me some dinner.

Someone came in in a robe and it had a coffin on it.

???: "We want to recruit you.... Hunter...." I could only see him smile as he asked.

Hunter: "Is the pay good? I've been running low on  gold."

I stated in a relaxed tone as he just nodded.

"For every successful hit it's 2k."

You dropped your knife and turned toward the man.

Hunter: "Where do I sign?"
I quickly lead him to the living room so we could discuss more.

After an hour of talking I agreed to join the guild "Laughing Coffin" and I made a steady living working as a PKer, also known as a "Player Killer" no one knew I was a member of the guild except the man that recruited me and even then, he forgot until I got a request, or cashed in a hit. It was all fine and dandy up until I got one hit I couldn't ignore.... "Kirito, and Asuna".

Hunter: "Thanks for the request.... but this one.... three times my normal fee. You should know how tough they are."

Guild Master (Robe Guy): "Indeed Master Hunter, your request of three times fee is accepted, now you know the rules. Half of it befo-"

Hunter: "Yes I know, half of it before and half of it after, I've herd this over 100 times, just give me my money and I'll be on my way."

He handed you the money and you went on your way to hunt for the Popular couple, first you met up with the person who requested the hit, and you both had a beer.

Hunter: "So what can I call you, other than employer?"

Kline: "Just call me Kline, Kirito will be in the mountains tomorrow and Asuna will be cooking... like she always dose, Asuna will be alone and Kirito will be with one person.... but I doubt that'll matter you're over thirty levels than his friend."

I simply nodded and drank some of my beer and waited for anything else, but he asked

Kline: "When you get out, what do you wanna do?"

I froze a bit not wanting to let him know I'm still in high school so I simply said.

Hunter: "I don't really know, not sure if we will get out but if we do.... I'm finishing school..."

He chuckled to what you said

"Yeah, no way anyone will get to floor 100 and best the final boss, some people think it's a lvl 3000 dragon or even a player!" He seemed exited

Hunter: "What if I told you... I know what the final boss is?" You smirked as you stood up.

Kline: "Do tell..." He went on a walk with you to the next town over.

Hunter: "No one knows..." you simply shoved your dagger through his gut and hit him under a rock.

Hunter: "This won't kill you, just leave you at one HP for the next 24 hours so if you get hit by anything you're gone it's to make sure you don't stop me from killing Kirito and Kidnapping Asuna... bye Kline.." you walked off and waited for Kirito at his home in the same woods as yours and had a stake out.

Hunter: "Now... I wait... Stake out!"

Hope you guys liked this story of a man retelling his adventures in SAO but he's a member of "LC" let's see if he comes close to dying, or going through with his plan, see y'all next time!!