that hair... that schoolgirl outfit... that look of innocence and shock.... there's no doubt about it this is the Ultimate Shojo Protagonist... which means...
(EPIC GUITAR RIFF)
(SAKURA PETALS INTENSELY FALL TO THE GROUND)
KISS, KISS, FALL IN LOOOVE
at least that's how I assume that song goes
it's so funny, I feel like I've seen her before, but I've never actually seen her before? she kinda looks like how I think Maki looks like. except, you know, the hair is different. I think. I've only seen one picture of Maki I'm pretty sure she's the emo girl
WAIT NO I JUST REALIZED WHY, SHE LOOKS LIKE MIU except you know the hair is slightly different and sayaka is probably not a pervy mechani- you know what I'm gonna shut up right now
girl, those bobby pins ain't doing shit for you, take them off
she looks so surprised, like? what's she looking at? her grades? an impressive card trick? a dead body?
Sayaka, looking directly at the corpse of some fukin dweeb, idk: :0?
why do all the girls in this game have such long ass hair? actually I know why. aesthetic.
her hair is gonna get caught into something and that's how she's gonna die. don't quote me on that.
do you think she's ever fwipped anyone in the face when she turned around a little quickly? maybe she's killed someone like that. turned around quicker than light and her iron hard hair knocked the life out of poor dweeb :(
maybe she's starred in a kdrama. jdrama? fuck, I don't know. anime?
okay but what if she's a murderer? I don't trust this lady. her shock seems too synthetic. she probably invites all her senpais to the cherry tree, where she takes her hair and suffocates them.
id actually watch an anime series about a schoolgirl serial murderer who kills her senpais under the disguise of confessing to them
sayaka is fun to say ive mentally said it like a billion hundred times now
sayaka's long hair feels like the equivalent of that one rich bitch's long legs, you know the one. his leg go long, her hair go fwoop
she looks like she has the same voice as that one guy who sings "makin my way downtown"
Sayaka, books in hand, hair fwooping behind her: Making my way downtown, walking fast,
Desparange: h
Sayaka: walking faster,
she should start a rap band with the long leg dude, and call it "drink your milk, kids"
they'll rap about them suffocating their senpais, her with her hair, him with his extremely long legs. wait, fuck, no, that's too sexual
no they won't rap, they'll be a crime fighting duo! she'll fwip, he'll kick! it's foolproof! She also chokes people to death by shoving Sakura Petals down their throat.
In conclusion, I'm sorry I thought she was a murderer. She actually only kills bad mean people :( with her accomplice Leggy "Rich Bitch" McGee. her sempais will be safe for now.
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Фанфикmy friend likes danganronpa.. a lot.. so i like to think i know a thing or two about the characters. so im gonna tell you what I think about them. most of them I haven't seen at all, so- (but like, obviously i dont really know anything about them, t...
