I clicked another handgun into my suit. Once all of my weopons were in their own respective places, I took the old IPod and headphones and put them on. This was my prized possession. A crappy IPod that only had five songs. Don't Stop Me Now by Queen, 1950 by King Princess, Hooked on a Feeling by Blue Swede, Down by Marian Hill, and Hurt People by Two Feet.
I have job that a lot of people classify as "wrong" or "illegal" and sometimes "murderous". But I personally think that being a thief/assassin/murderer, is pretty fun. Yeah sure killing people for your own personal gain is dark but put some theme music to it and you can make it a game!
I slipped my face cover thing over my nose, leaving my ear length wavy white hair down. My tall heavy boots made no sound as I made my way down the motel hall. I smiled under my mask.
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I stopped and slipped the earbuds into my ears, and walked into the bank.
Yay! Don't Stop me Now!
"Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real good time" I belted out at the top of my lungs. Everyone in the bank turned their head to look at me.
I yanked out two handguns as the chorus started, and began shooting people in the bank. As I brutally murdered everyone in the bank, I danced and sang and smiled. This was a fun song!
"Don't stop me now!!!!" I sang out loud.
Once everyone was dead I made my way to the back of the bank. "Cause I'm havin' such a good time!" I bounced on my heels skipping to the beat of the song. I found the vaults and, pulled off my gloves. Humming to the song I tapped the vault. It glowed and blew up. See I have this special power that alows me to blowup anything I touch. Comes in handy for robberies.
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In Avengers Tower
Tony sat on the couch watching the news. It was a story about a girl named Queenie Burns. She was 22, and a murderer. But not a normal murderer. She danced and sang while she killed. It was kind of funny actually. Dark but funny. One man filmed a clip of her before being shot in the head.
"I'm traveling at the speed of light!!!!!!" The girl spun around with her arms spread out topped with guns. She shot the guy in the head. He fell and the camera cut off.
"Guyssss!!!!!! Come in here, this is awesome!" Tony screamed out. Bucky and Natasha walked in soon followed by everyone else. Tony played the clip of Queenie. Bucky looked so happy. "I think I found a new best friend." "Awww. Bucky wants to make friends with a serial killer." Natasha laughed. "Besides the fact she's a killer she is pretty funny." Steve smiled.
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Okay next stop. Avengers Tower. Oof. This would be a little more difficult than that small bank the other day. All I needed was a few new awesome guns and tech. Maybe I could even find a new IPod. That thought made me excited to go.
No music today. I slipped it into the pocket that ran down the side of my leg.
Mask was on and I had my best guns. The Avengers lived here. This was kind of scary. It is only a kink in my plan though. Get in, find a gun, find an IPod, avoid Avengers. Simple. Right?
Yeah no.
