Bungou Stray Dog Short Stories

Sucide by the river

Somewhere in Yokohama, there stood a tall handsome man standing by the river who were admiring the nature beauty.

However, his peace was soon ruined by his coworker who shouted at him across the river.

"Oi Dazai !What are u trying to do?!"

"Oh kunikidu I found a new way on how to commit sucide faster," Dazai replied to his coworker, Kunikida while holding a pack of matches.

"And what's that?" Kunikida question Dazai.

"By setting myself on fire," Dazai smiled at Kunikida.

As soon as Dazai said that, a tick mark(💢) appears on Kunikida forehead.

"Are you trying to cause more trouble?!" Kunikida yelled at Dazai.

Meanwhile, Atushi just arrived to where Dazai and Kunikida were.

Dazai saw Atushi and immediately called Atushi to save him from Kunikida lecture. Atushi look at Dazai and sweatdrop.

After half an hour of Kunikida scolding Dazai for ruining his schedule.
Atushi, Kunikida and Dazai decided to go a café called 'BUGSTAR COFFEE'.

As they went in, they were greeted with a rich and strong aroma of the fresh coffee.
They decided to sit down at a table near the corner of the cafe facing the window.
Before Kunikida went to the counter, he asked two of his co-worker what they would like to drink.
After  kunikida took note of what their order, he went to the counter.

''I would like to order one Cappuccino, one cafe latte and one espresso.''

As Kunikida went to pay, he thought to himself. 'Dazai better pay me back the money for his drinks.'

After paying the drinks, Kunikida went back to join Dazai and Atushi conversation.

"Ah~ welcome back Kunikida-kun!"Dazai said while smiling at Kunikida.

However, Kunikida couldn't help but feel suspicious of Dazai behaviour.
After all, everything that Dazai has done so far only make him not trust Dazai. Not only that it make Kunikida feel like he should not leave Dazai side even if it's for a moment.
I know it sound weird but every time he leaves Dazai side for a moment and returns back, he would receive a numerous complaints, seeing Dazai attempting to do his suicide or flirting with some girls while asking if they would like to commit a double suicide with him.

As Dazai kept smiling at Kunikida which creep him out, Kunikida went to look at Atsushi hoping for him to explain the situation to him. When Atsushi saw Kunikida staring at him, he started to feel really nervous and pressure under Kunikida fierce stare.

After a long moment of silence, Kunikida sigh loudly.
Atsushi immediately ask kunikida what's wrong as he felt bad.
Kunikida told Atsushi nothing wrong and to mind his own business.

After 15 minutes, their finally received what they order. As they smell the aroma of the coffee,they started to feel relax.
Before drinking it, Dazai picked up his cup of coffee to smell the rich and delicate as he wanted to enjoy the coffee.

All of them started to drink their coffee, no one said a thing as they were too busy enjoying the taste of the coffee.
After everyone was done drinking their coffee, they make a mental notes to come here and drink some coffee during their free time.

As they went back to the office, Dazai decided to piss kunikida by making fun of kunikida ideal type which ended up with a punch from kunikida.However,Dazai didn't stop there.
Instead he went missing halfway during the walk back to the agency only to be see him floating in the river.
As kunikida went to jump in the river to pulled Dazai out of the freezing cold water. Atsushi couldn't help but sweatdrop and to think why kunikida and Dazai was really partner in the first place.
As they continue to walk back to the agency, Atushi look at kunikida who still looked piss off because of Dazai and wondered how did kunikida was able to deal with Dazai nonsense for a long time.

At the end of the day,Dazai ended up back home with a few bruise from kunikida.
Before Atsushi said goodbye to the agency member. He went to kunikida who was still doing paperwork. Kunikida who was busy with a bunch of paperwork, suddenly felt a presence In front of him. Kunikida looked up only to be greeted with Atsushi who was standing there looking nervous.

Kunikida look at Atsushi and asked him what he want with a harsh tone.
Atsushi decided to brave up asked kunikida how he was able to deal with Dazai nonsense for a long time.
At that moment kunikida froze in his sit and just stared at Atushi as he had never thought about it before.
Atsushi just stood there waiting for kunikida to answer.
Finally kunikida answered Atsushi,
" That Dazai always cause trouble for me to the point that I'm used to him causing trouble two to three times a day."
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Later that night, kunikida went back home thinking about what Atsushi question.
After thinking for a long time, kunikida sigh and just went to sleep.

Next up: Dazai bride

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Hope you guys enjoy this short stories.
I totally ran out of idea on how to make this short stories interesting 😭
If anyone have any request or any idea do tell me.