i am pretending to smoke a cigarette because it makes me look like a 50’s movie star but i do not want the respiratory repercussions later on.
dear mother,
i am on the moon. look at me now.
with love,
past me
dear future me,
get crunk to dubstep music on the inside of your bedroom.
with love,
ps. tell those jackasses to make “crunk” and “dubstep” actual words.
pps. fucking red zig zahgs.
