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Part 1-Saiyans Arrive... With a Child?

"I guess I am glad I didn't go with Raditz after all. Papa, how close are we to this Earth place anyways?" The young Saiyan asked his grandfather. "Settle down (Y/N), Vegeta said we're about one year away." Nappa said resting his eyes. "What are we looking for anyways? A dragon's balls? Wouldn't he want them on his body like I want mine on me?" asked (Y/N). "Well these balls grant one wish. With that wish I will grant myself immortality to kill that bastard for what he did to my planet." Vegeta said chiming in. "Well what do I get out of it Uncle Geets? I really want to be just as strong as you guys!" (Y/N) said bluntly.

Vegeta sighed "You will get stronger as you grow boy, and what have I said about you calling me 'Geets'" (Y/N) giggled. "That you love it and want me to keep calling you that?" Nappa then chuckled "This is gonna be a long trip."

With the Z fighters

"Oh god how am I going to tell ChiChi that her husband had a hole blasted through his chest while fighting his long-lost brother from outer space?" Krillin then heard Piccolo scream as his arm grew back. "You can regenerate?" Krillin asked, astonished. "You know what else I can, and will do?" Piccolo said while bearing a toothy grin. "What is that?" "Take the kid." Piccolo then picked Gohan up to fly off into the distance. "How am I going to tell her that Gohan was kidnapped?" Krillin yelled, exasperated looking up at the sky, hands clutching his face.

A year passes by as the Z fighters trained and the Saiyans traveled to Earth. The 3 pods then crashed in a city intersection. "What are those things?" "I think they're spaceships?" The citizens of the city chattered. Little did they know what was coming. The pods then opened as the 3 Saiyans walked out. Nappa turned his head towards Vegeta who looked back and nodded. Nappa then lifted his fingers and the entire city was engulfed in a blinding light and disappeared.

"What the hell Papa?! What did they do to you? I thought we came here to kill Frieza not regular people!" "(Y/N)! language! Besides, we had no clue what they could've done to us anyway. For all we know, they could be even stronger than Frieza!" Y/N apologized for questioning his superior, then they flew out of the city, Vegeta booting up his scouter to see if he could sense any unusually high power levels. And find them they did. 3 power levels far bigger than average registered on the scouter. All about even, with one being slightly lower than the other two.

"Hmm, odd. Among all the trash on this planet, there seems to be three strong individuals not too far from here. Should be nothing Nappa can't handle." Vegeta said, smirking. "Don't sense Kakarot though." "Wait, trash? As in weakli-" (Y/N) was cut off by Nappa, so he couldn't piece it together. "So, are we gonna engage or what? I've wanted a challenge for ages." Nappa said with boisterous confidence. "Of course." Vegeta said. "After all, they might know something about the Dragon Balls." Vegeta started to descend, and Nappa and (Y/N) followed. As they descended, the Z-fighters below started to freak out, realizing just how strong the trio was. The kid by himself was probably four times as strong as Raditz, but the other two were just incomparable. As the Saiyans touched down onto the green earth, close to a tree, they looked up at the opposing trio.

"Did we just so happen to meet the Earth's 3 strongest fighters all in one place, or were you waiting for us?" Nappa said, cracking his knuckles. "Take a wild guess." Piccolo spoke first, getting into a battle ready stance. "Wait just one minute." Nappa spoke up again. "I want to run a little test first." Nappa pulled out some seeds from his armor, and one by one meticulously planted them in the ground. Astonished, Krillin asked "Are you seriously gardening in one of the most tense encounters we've had?" "Yes, and no. Each one of these individual seeds will grow into a warrior slightly more powerful than Raditz. Surely, if you've beaten him once, you can beat him several more times, yeah? But, uh, well, they take a little bit. Let's just wait and kill some time." Gohan was about to say something about this being too important to stall, but Piccolo pulled him aside before anything could escape his mouth. He then whispered "Gohan, the longer they stall, the more time we have for Goku to arrive. Let them play this waiting game." Gohan nodded, then the two sides just kind of stared at each other awkwardly. To break the silence, (Y/N) spoke up "Hey, I can kill those plant dudes with only a little bit of my power. They're sorta fun to train against, so I hope you guys have fun with it too." Piccolo jerked up, "Is that a joke?!" Tense from all the awkward quiet, he didn't pick up on the fact that the kid was just kinda innocent. "No, but I do have a joke. Hey, small guy. No, not you baldy, the kiddo like me." "Huh? What is it?" Gohan asked, speaking for the first time in a while. "Uh, what's the joke?" "How many Namekians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I dunno, but probably only one because I've only met Piccolo and he seems kinda smart."

At that point, everyone just stared at (Y/N). He didn't know how to receive all the attention at this point, so he tried to strike up a conversation with Gohan, being the only other kid there. "So, what kind of things do you do for fun? Since me, Papa, and Uncle Geets travel so much, the only thing I can do for fun consistently is beat up the plant dudes that are growing right now. Usually Papa has SOME foresight though, and we don't have to wait ages to beat them up."

"Do you really think we'll be able to beat them as easy as you? I mean you seem pretty strong, even if I haven't taken you on yet." "Oh yeeeah, for sure. But, you really should watch out for their secret technique! When things are looking grim for them, they have a tendency to-!"

Nappa quickly ran over to (Y/N) and put his hand over his mouth to silence him. "That's for us to know, and for them to find out. And don't worry about disappointment, I'm sure they will have an 'explosive' time." Nappa laughed to himself, then went back next to Vegeta. "And not another word out of you or the brat right now, I don't want you spilling anymore cans of beans."

(40 minutes pass) All the Saibamen have grown, and they're menacingly staring at the Z-Fighters. "I thought you said they were easy to beat up!" Gohan yelled towards (Y/N). "I know they're supposed to be strong, but this is a little ridiculous. And you can just make a ton of these?!" "Actually, I don't know what it is, but this batch is even stronger than usual. I'd take a crack at them, but Uncle Geets would probably get mad at me."

The other two Saiyans sighed, but before they could sick the Saibamen on them, 3 shadows were cast on the ground. One by one, another trio of fighters appeared. "Sorry we were a little late, doesn't look like we missed anything... besides the freakish green ones." Yamcha said. "Hey!" Piccolo yelled. "Green isn't even THAT bad! Hell, they could be a garish pink, and be called something horrible, like, I dunno, "Tennenmen". But they aren't, and they're fine just the way they are."

"Jeez, sorry to have struck a nerve. Anyway, it's time to get on with the battle. The battle for planet Ear-" Yamcha was cut off by a Saibamen jumping onto him. You know the rest. "YAAMCHA!!" Krillin cried. "Damn you. Guess I'll have to whip out a new technique." Krillin began gathering energy In both of his hands, he then brought them close to himself, then jutted them out behind him, before gathering them together, culminating in a massive ball of energy held by him. "I've been saving this one, take this! Scattering Kamehameha!" The ball of energy all collapsed together, forming a beam. Just as it shot forward at a Saibamen and it began to guard, the wave shot into the air. Hovering above all the Saibamen, the energy ball collapsed again, this time splitting up into several smaller, explosive ki waves, systematically hitting and killing every Saibamen. However, one ball went astray and hit (Y/N), knocking him out cold. Nappa ran over to him, clearly concerned. "Tch, he's alive. You got lucky, bald dwarf. But just a warning..." Nappa cracked his neck. "I'll be going especially hard on you."