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Ashley: HAPPY BIRTHDAY T!!!

Shay: HAPPY BDAY TROIAN!

Janel: HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRL!

Sasha: THE BIG 33! 🎂

Lucy: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DJ TBELLS!!!🎁🎉🎈🎊🎂

Troian: Thanks guys!

Ashley: I'm throwing a huge party tonight!

Troian: I'll have to leave my daughter with my mother then.

Troian:I'm also bringing my friend Lulu. It's her birthday too.

Shay: LIT LETS GET TURNT UP!!!

Sasha: Is Shay drunk already???

Shay:...maybe.

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Ashley: gays were r chew???

Troian: In the living room.

Ashley: WERE???

Troian: IN THE LIVING ROOM

Ashley: AM LOOEST

Troian: In my house?

Ashley: JEES

Janel: I'll go get her.

Lucy: T how can you understand her?

Troian: I majored in drunk texts while in college.

Sasha:...Seriously?

Troian: No. I've had my fair share of drunk texts...I'm skilled at the language.

Shay:....Guys?

Shay: I know I'm drunk but I think Ashley and Janel are making out in Troian's room.

Lucy: What???

Sasha: They're making out!!

Troian: IN MY ROOM??!

Ashley: HABIT BORNDAY!!!!

     I...don't know what this was. But Happy Birthday to Troian Bellisario and I thought I would update this book to wish her a happy birthday! Thanks for reading!

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