December 1st, 1988,
Okay, first, it's cold as balls. Why, world? Why must you freeze me? Anyway, I was hanging out with Mikey boy, my homie, and he dared me to jump into the quarry, mind you, it's 20 fucking degrees outside. So, ya boy doesn't want to get all his close frozen, so I take off my jackets and my shirt, leaving myself in my pants and my binder.
So I jump in, and I fucking scream. It's like my life flashed before my eyes, and it was boring. Then, that dumbass named Mike falls in. So both of our dumbasses are cold, wet, and gay. Well, only one of us are gay, but eh.
So we end up playing in the cold ass water, cuz we dumb. We got out, eventually, and went to Mike's, cuz my brother woulda killed me if he saw that i jumped into the quarry during winter.
When I got home, my broski began teasing me cuz I was wearing Mikey Boi's pants, and he fuCking bUILT so they were large aF ON ME. and my brotato knows my gay ass is a hOE so yeah. That was mY day
-ugly hoe named max
