Haya's POV
Beep....beep...BEEP GODDAMMIT!! "I HATE YOU ALARM CLOCK!!" I said forcefully opening my eyes, and rising like a monster who just got angry, and that's bad since it's me. I grabbed my alarm clock and threw to the wall, breaking the clock, and going back to bed. I rested my head on something warm, not my pillow, it was not soft, it was hard.
An arm wrapped around my waist and I snuggled closer to the object near me, it felt nice. "This is perfect blackmail." I heard a voice say before the sound of pictures being taken was noticeable. I opened my eyes again, grabbed the camera, and crushed it in my own hand. I grabbed my spare set of glasses, which Kyoya gladly gave me, during the ride home yesterday, and placed them on.
I saw two shirtless red heads with a scared aura surrounding them, I looked at my wall clock, it was 6:00 in the morning!! "What the hell is wrong with you!!" I said grabbing their heads and smashing them. "Woah, Haya. Stay calm." Tamaki said as he tried to settle things. "I barely got any sleep, cause I heard you guys fucking FANBOYING in the middle of the night, and Kyoya was sleep-licking me!!! And really Koisuru Bokun? I've seen better." I said going to my closet and started throwing random stuff outside.
I grabbed some undergarments, my skool uniform and walked to the bathroom, and proceeded with a very long bubble bath....I smell like a famous Chanel perfume with a big mix of polish wax for my instruments...dammit.
"HAYA!! WE FOUND YOUR REALLY SEXY LACE BRAS!!" I heard Hikaru's voice say through the door, I immediately broke the bathroom door (of course with a towel) , and found them holding my white and black lace bras, along with matching underwear. "You Pervs! Especially to your sister!" Tamaki said grabbing the bras but he felt the bra then.......A FOUNTAIN OF BLOOOD!!!! "You guys are all Pervs!!" I said going back I got the bathroom. I locked the door, dried myself off, changed, and proceeded outside again.
The next thing you know, Hikaru and Kaoru were attempting to play the violin, but both of them made the worst noises in the world, I think it broke a glass or two in the cupboard. "I am trying to sleep, but you imbeciles have too wake me up, especially if you know my condition." Kyoya said rising from his slumber with his Smexy morning voice. "It's pretty obvious you have hypertension babe, so just lay back down and I'll wake you in 15 minutes." I said as he fell, more like fainted on my bed.
"Babe?" Hikaru said with confused expression. "Ya, you know...it's what you call people you find hot." I said with my duh face. "Ok, I'm gonna make breakfast, if you guys wanna take a shower, you can, I'm just going to make something,want anything?" I asked but I regret saying that.
"I'll take a hot chocolate with whip cream, with a side of toast with fresh strawberry jam and poached eggs, with a dash of salt."
"I want a freshly made fruit salad with Greek yogurt, and a strawberry parfait topped of with whip cream, chocolate syrup, and crushed nuts, almond nuts."
"Make me a Mixed Berry smoothie, with a hashbrown, along side with scrambled eggs and a small caesar salad with lots and lots of croutons."
My jaw dropped at all of their requests and I slapped myself in the cheek, literally. "Cereal with eggs and some coffee coming up." I said going to the kitchen.
"I heard breakfast, I'll take sunny-side up eggs with French toast, including a small fruit parfait, with a banquette, along with fresh orange juice." Kyoto said rising from his sleep. "I told you I'm just making some stupid cereal and eggs!" I shouted, even his request is outrageous.
I grabbed four eggs and Chris Browned the egg, yeah I watch danisnotonfire, making for nice looking sunny side up eggs. "Making Pancakes, put some bacon and put it in a pancake....." I kept singing to myself.
I placed the eggs on a plate and prepared four bowls, and found some cereal, aka LUCKY CHARMS!!!, I love that cereal....and put enough to finish for everyone. "We like your bathroom, it's very girly!" The twins and Tamaki said as Kyoya came out of the bathroom all dried up and in his uniform.
"What did you see in my bathroom?" I said but they ignored me and went to the table and munched down everything. "What is this colorful substance, I have never seen in my supply of cereal?" Tamaki said holding one of the marshmallows.
"It's called a marshmallow with sugar and food coloring..." I said with a sweat drop. "Well since I don't wanna host today, I'll just practice the violin while you guys host." I said grabbing my good ol' brown violin and packed it in its case.
I grabbed my school bag, and penny board, and went downstairs. I zoomed away from the apartment and they shouted as I kicked my apartments door open. "Haya, wait! School doesn't open in 5 minutes! Also---" The twins shouted as they watched me grind down the stair rail.
"I have to go early!!" I shouted as I boarded away quite fast.
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As school ended, actually as the meeting ended, I just plain want to go home and eat some noodles. Walking out of school alone was very odd, I am used to having noisy people and anything but quiet around me. I wonder why they have meetings on non-school days, I mean they can do while the students are actually able to observe.
"Mou....why is this school so big?" I complained as I reached the gate of the school. I grabbed my penny board but a black limo pulled up and Tamaki with a gas mask appeared from the window.
He pulled up his gas mask and smiled. "Hiya, Haya! Hold this!" He said fast before putting on his gas mask and throwing a small rag in my face. "Ew! It smells like your a--" I said as everything turned blurry and I felt as if I were gonna throw up.
"Tama....what?" I said before falling to the ground. Everything seemed just blurry, and the last thing was two figure carrying me into the limo.
Well, I'm dragged into some other shit once again!!
*5 minutes later*
"Haya...Haya?" I heard my name being called. It was a mellow yet familiar voice, a very familiar voice. I opened my eyes revealing the twins and king of all idiots staring at me. I felt cold..great, I looked and saw I was in a black strapless bikini with a bikini bottom...HOLY SHIT!!
"Who changed me?" I shouted.
"Oh..we did." The twins smirked. My face flushed red and I covered my chesty area, great, now they have seen me naked.
"What did you see?" I said burying my face in my knees. "Nothing, Haruhi helped. We just got your underwear though, we didn't really change you, more like we got your clothes." Hikaru said casually behind Tamaki.
"I was the one who brought you here!" Tamaki said happily as I felt my rage meter go to the next universe.
"WHY IM GONNA RIP YOU IN HALF!!!!"
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Fujioka #2 (OHSHC Fanfic) [Under Construction]
FanfictionHaruhi is not the only girl in her family. It's the plain old story where Haruhi has a sister that hasn't been there due to some weird or stupid reason.