Dedication (Underfell Sans x FemaleElf!Reader)

The Awkward and the Confusing

 Sans p.o.v

   I woke up that morning, in what seemed to be Toriels living room. I tried to get up, and felt something heavy on my shoulder. I look down, and see y/n leaning on me, out cold. I felt myself heating up, trying to remember what happened last night and how I got here. Great. Just f*king great. I sigh, and slouch, not wanting to wake her up. I remember the last time I saw y/n, forcing her to tell me the truth. And she's a f**king elf. I try not to laugh, when I suddenly think of those weird short elves, that are part of a strange tradition on the surface called Christmas. I flinch, when y/n moves, and she wakes up. 

Y/n p.o.v 

   I open my eyes, and look up and see sans. Holy sh*t I fell asleep on top of him! I jolt up, a little to suddenly for my still-half-asleep body to handle, and fall off the couch onto the floor, wedged between the coffee table and the bottom of the couch (dont'cha just hate it when that happens?) Sans looks confused, then burst out laughing, and wipes a tear from his eye socket, "I-I could watch th-that, ALL DAY!" And he keeps laughing, and quickly calms down, and I extend my to him, "Sh-shut the hell up and help me, dammit!" I say, blushing out of embarrassment. Sans takes my hand and pulls me up, still *genuinly smiling. When I got back up, I sat down on the couch, Sans was still smiling like an idiot, but he stopped, and slowly looked over his shoulder, and looked under the dining table, and locked gazes with a yellow dinosaur monster, and Frisk, who where laying on their stomachs, with their phones,  video taping. Sans frowned, and reached for the yellow dinosaurs phone, "Give me that." The monster smirks, and turns her phone off, "nope." Sans frowns even more, "Alphys, gimme the phone, now." Alphys grips her phone, "nope." Sans reaches under the table, and grabs the back of Alphys's black coat, and drags her out from under the table, and goes for her phone, "NOOOOOOO, I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE!" Alphys squeals, as Frisk wiggles out from under the table, Sans and Alphys both have their hands on the phone, trying to pry it from the other, and Frisk is next to me, jumping up and down, waving their hands in the air, signaling 'Throw it here' Alphys rips the phone out of Sans's claws Andy throws it to Frisk, and they run away, with Sans tearing after them. I blink. I blink again. "What the hell was that?" I mutter, as the monster named Alphys smooths out her black lab coat, and walks nervously up to me, "h-h-hi, I'm Alphys, the royale scientist, s-s-sorry you had to see that, me and Frisk just couldn't resist!" She giggles, and we shake hands, "I'm y/n, nice to meet you Alphys, I work at Grillbys!" She nods, and we hear Frisk laughing, and Sans screaming, "GIVE IT HEAR YOU LITTLE BRAT, Or I'll.... sh*t" I hear Papyrus's booming voice, like a megaphone, "SAAAAAAANNNNS!" Everything goes quiet. Frisk and Sans dash out of the hallway. Frisk goes into the kitchen and hides in a cabinet, and Sans teleports to the door, opens then slams it, then behind the couch, just as an extremely grumpy looking skeleton enters the living room, "HUMAN, ALPHYS, GOODMORNING, HAVE YOU SEEN SANS OR THE HUMAN?" We both shake our heads, "yes, they just left the house." Papyrus grumbles, "I'M GOING HOME, THEY TURN UP EVENTUALLY." He walks out the door, and slams it. Suddenly, "NNNNAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" I hear a struggle outside the door, and it stops, and I hear a tough feminine voice, "Soooo, this is Tori's house, right? I came here to pick up Alphys!" "HELLO UNDYNE, AND YES, IT IS, THEY ARE IN THE LIVING ROOM, NOW IM GOING HOME!" I listen to a car starting up, then driving off. I was about to open the door to see who the stranger was, when the door is knocked right out of its hinges, and falls down, and a tall fish-lady walk through the doorway. Alphys runs over to her, and they briefly kiss, "Hey Alphys, what's up?" Wait... they're lesbians? That's actually really cute. Sans teleports next to me on the couch. Toriel comes into the room, and Sans waves at her, "Goodmornin' Tori, ya' missed a lot." Toriel sighs, and rubs a paw down her face and walks to the kitchen, opens a cabinet, blindly searches for something, and gets a surprised look on her face as she stands up, holding up a giggling Frisk by the back of their sweater. Toriel smiles, and hugs them, "good morning my child, how are you?" They signal, and Toriel smiles. Toriels smile grows wider, and she walks over to Undyne and gives her a hug, "How have you been, Undyne?" Undyne smirks, and pulls away, with her hands on her hips, "Well, I was just picking Alphys up, I hope she wasn't disturbing the peace!" Sans eyes daggers at Alphys, and she laughs. Sans gets up and walks over to Frisk, and gestures for the phone. Frisk giggles, and tosses the Phone to Alphys, who turns it on, and shows the video to Undyne. Undyne is laughing like crazy. Me and Sans blush, and we both shove our sweaters over our heads, put our hoodies on, and sit down, rocking back and forth. Everyone laughs while me and him are dying inside.

Yo, thanks to edgyfrisk-the-human, for being the first to acknowledging my existence, and for at least making an effort to say thanks. You all are still awesome tho!