The Last One Standing : PART 1

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The rattling of the bus shakes the long, smooth textured cape of the most evil man... OMEN... He sits next to a fish named Leviathan, his fish bowl rattles with fear and shocked with nerve. Brite Bomber was busy standing up doing the "True Heart" dance annoying the shit out of Calamity. She kept her head down with some sort of revolver or known as the "Six Shooter" in her lap, her red hair covered her face with blue mist floating around her. Leviathan in a shocked and nervous voice says...

Leviathan: W-w-where we droppin boys?

Calamity: Lonely Lodge... Should be good for loot and no enemies should be around...

Omen: Uhhh, I think we should jump out... We past Lonely already.

Calamity: DAMNIT! Drop Paradise Palms, it should be safe.

Brite Bomber: Yay! I can't wait to mass murder everybody and make them suffer in the fiery pits of hell!

Everyone turns slowly toward her with a traumatized face and a scared expression.

???: You'll be the one burning in hell mate! You really need to stop being a mental psychopath!

Everyone looks towards the direction of the voice... A man in a pink suit and a Jason mask with whiskers painted on with prismatic paint stood there. His name was Rabbit Raider, he had colorful painted egg gernades with some sort of knife in his hand with fresh blood dripping from the tip of the sharp edge.

Bus Driver: That's ironic!

Calamity: Bitches, let's drop out already!

So the gang all jumped out and landed Paradise Palms... Leviathan landed at a fancy mansion and found a glowing shimmering gold scar lying next to a chug jug. Calamity didn't even loot a building, she stood there watching everybody do their thang. Omen walked up to her and said...

Omen: The hell you doing standing around doing nothing?

Calamity: Don't need to loot partner, I have my fine and sleek Six Shooter right here.

Omen: Whatever you say...

Brite Bomber: How looting going for you guys? I found an amazing mythical Than-!

Shooting crackled through the air towards them, luckily their aim is hot trash. Omen rushed in with a wicked purple Pumpkin Launcher. He managed to kill them all off, the blood lying all over the sand with their organs also in different patches of sand. Brite Bomber ran as fast as she could and picked up one of the torn up lungs that kept bleeding. She inspected it very carefully and glanced at it in multiple areas.

Brite Bomber: Looks healthy to me!

She bit right in and had the face of when you eat a Safeway chocolate cake.

Calamity: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!? GIRL YOU'RE NASTY!!! AIN'T NOBODY WANNA GO NEAR YOU!

Brite Bomber turned around and had the most depressing look ever on her face... Calamity saw a crystal clear tear fall off her cheek.

Calamity: Ugh, I'm sorry Brite Bomber for being a bitch.

Leviathan ran over in panic and screamed.

Leviathan: THIS WEIRD LOOKING PURPLE FORCE FIELD IS HEADING TOWARDS US! IT DAMN RIGHT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD TO GO NEAR!

Omen: Ahhh, that my child is called "The Storm", it is a electric storm that will tear and dissolve your body if you touch it... What I'm trying to say is RUN!!!

TO BE CONTINUED

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